Wedding Ring Coffin
March 28th, 2007 by Anita Bath
Divorced (or planning to be)? Looking for the perfect method for ditching that old wedding ring? If so, consider the Wedding Ring Coffin:

For approximately $30, you can give your ring a fitting resting place. No detail is spared – solid wood, velvet interior, and your choice of engraved brass plaques:

Seriously though … would you buy this for yourself? Seems like a funny novelty gift, but why pay $30 to get rid of a ring when you could have a jeweler engrave “Jennifer A. + Brad P. Forever” inside then sell it on ebay? Or just wait until December and mail it to Santa (P.O. Box 56099, North Pole, Alaska 99705-1099). He likes shiny things.
Link – Thanks Sarah (who wishes it was 5′10″ to fit the ex) and Steve!
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Way cool… I need one of those, but not sure I’m ready to part with the ring just yet.
Anthony
Journey Through Divorce
I’d definitely dish out $30 for that. I’d put the wedding ring that my ex didn’t even pay for in it, then shove the whole box up his a$$
Now y’all think I can store a K-Fed ring and an ol’ pair of panties in thar?
Psst! Don’t tell anyone, but wedding rings CAN be recycled!
Goddammo.com has a better idea — they’ll melt your wedding and recast it as a bullet. I don’t think the bullet would actually work in a gun. It would make an interesting charm for a bracelet, though.
What about one big enough for your spouse as well?
Talk about a great Halloween gift!
I sent this to Mobid du jour one of my favorite web sites. The Comtesse loved it and said she would like to include it in her trinket du jour. Word of mouth and more advertising outlets at your fingers. Love the idea. Check out her site http://www.asylumeclectica.com/asylum/morbid/index.html
I would like to spend more $30 and present this coffin to my ex-wife on her birthday. There is also a lot about wedding ring coffin business at Quotes Treasury.
Jack…
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helloo i will like to no the type of card u do accept and the type off coffin you do have in stock
best regerd william robert