Subscribe Now!Britney Spears Joins the Blue Man Group
March 10th, 2007 by Bunk Strutts
Las Vegas, Nevada (Strutts News Services) - After becoming a famous recording artist, Britney Spears has also become an authority on the ins and outs of drug rehabilitation facilities. Recently Ms. Spears realized that she has a higher calling, and now she’s a spokeperson combating female under-representation in the workforce.
With little fanfare, Britney shaved her head and joined the Blue Man Group to show by example that sexism can’t be tolerated, even in a theater rock band. Changing her name to “Spears Akimbo”, she has replaced Blue No. 2 and renamed the band “Blue Person Group”.
Ms. Akimbo (Spears) had no intelligible comment worth printing, but the original Blue No. 2 was despondent: “They wouldn’t even let me help paint her up.” Blue No. 3 was more optimistic: “This could work, if we could just get her to stop singing.”
A new video is scheduled for release the day after never.
Pic via Stereogum
This Britney thing left “disturbing” long ago and is fast becoming “someone put her in a home and keep the paparazzi away from her because I just don’t want to see this anymore”…
Poor girl, it’s so pitiful and it’s not a nice feeling to have for someone.
Froggy– Don’t worry. She’s not a “poor girl.” Just a poor example of a rich girl.
Lol bunk… agreed
Anthony
Journey Through Divorce
hahaha brit lokkz funny but you gotta love it
are u kidn me!! Blue man group rocks!. No effence but brit sucks