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Las Vegas, Nevada (Strutts News Services) – After becoming a famous recording artist, Britney Spears has also become an authority on the ins and outs of drug rehabilitation facilities. Recently Ms. Spears realized that she has a higher calling, and now she’s a spokeperson combating female under-representation in the workforce.

With little fanfare, Britney shaved her head and joined the Blue Man Group to show by example that sexism can’t be tolerated, even in a theater rock band. Changing her name to “Spears Akimbo”, she has replaced Blue No. 2 and renamed the band “Blue Person Group”.

Blue Man Group with Britney

Ms. Akimbo (Spears) had no intelligible comment worth printing, but the original Blue No. 2 was despondent: “They wouldn’t even let me help paint her up.” Blue No. 3 was more optimistic: “This could work, if we could just get her to stop singing.”

A new video is scheduled for release the day after never.

Pic via Stereogum

6 Responses to “Britney Spears Joins the Blue Man Group”

  1. on 10 Mar 2007 at 9:55 pm Pete Aldin

    This Britney thing left “disturbing” long ago and is fast becoming “someone put her in a home and keep the paparazzi away from her because I just don’t want to see this anymore”…

  2. on 11 Mar 2007 at 6:25 am Froggywoogie

    Poor girl, it’s so pitiful and it’s not a nice feeling to have for someone.

  3. on 11 Mar 2007 at 9:03 pm Bunk

    Froggy– Don’t worry. She’s not a “poor girl.” Just a poor example of a rich girl.

  4. on 12 Mar 2007 at 6:34 am Anthony

    Lol bunk… agreed

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  5. on 09 Nov 2007 at 9:59 pm blair

    hahaha brit lokkz funny but you gotta love it :)

  6. on 28 Feb 2008 at 8:22 pm Thing 1

    are u kidn me!! Blue man group rocks!. No effence but brit sucks

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