Anyone Want to Challenge Me in an Eating Contest?
March 1st, 2007 by ben
I’ll give $379 to anyone who can finish this burger:

Up for the challenge? I’ll even let a friend help, although don’t expect a windfall from my offer … the burger alone costs $379 (part of which goes to charity)! Plus, you’ll need plenty of extra drinks to wash down the 80-pound beef patty, 30-pound bun, 12 tomatoes, 160 slices of cheese, and 4 pounds of lettuce, ketchup, mustard and mayo.
For a real challenge that is at least theoretically possible to complete, try Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub YE’OLDE 96er. Only a couple people have ever finished the 11 pound burger in the alotted 3 hours … the first being this 115 pound teenager (Kate Stelnick from Princeton, New Jersey):

Nice … looks like Denny’s is only about an hour from my house … time to start training.



I feel sick just looking at that.
Is it true dat all dese peeple died of heart failure shortly after dese photos were taken, like?
Birdy
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I just read Fast Food Nation, and I’m guessing that’s there’s about a quarter-pounder’s worth of bovine excrement in that. Eat up!
Well, it all winds up the same way, doesn’t it?
don’t we have enough fat people in the US? do we really need to be selling 80 lb. burgers? it’s funny, but it’s sick too.
That’s the way! Real American =)
Jesus must have made that when all the hungry fisherman caught nothing… Cast your nets to the left and you’ll find… AN 80 LB CHEESEBURGER!