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Archive for February, 2007

For almost two seasons, Grey’s Anatomy has been The Show to watch on Thursdays. However, based on the following screenshot from an upcoming episode, it appears that Grey’s dominance may be nearing an end:

Grey's Anatomy Jumps the Shark

How heartbreaking … Dr. Shephard has to helplessly watch as Meredith’s last chance for survival rests with Dr. Bob and Nurse Piggy. There’s even rumors that that this episode might be a musical with Burt Baccarat (or even The Hoff) guest starring.

Caption this Silly Bird Picture

Anyone know what’s going on here, or want to speculate?

Pelican Picture

Add your funny caption for this silly picture in the comments.

Bunk is rather mysterious fellow. In fact, I know almost nothing about him other than his interest in this site, 80’s movies, and silly jokes. But lately he started sending us quite a few pictures and links, so I decided to officially ask him to join the team.

If you’re interested in joining Ben, Bunk, and myself, just let me know. Contributors get a link back to their site from every post (Bunk and Ben don’t have websites, which is why their posts link to an author page). I’d even pay you (or a charity) for any posts that become extremely popular. If you’re interested, Contact Me for more information.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering what Bunk looks like, he’s the one in the middle:

Bunk Strutts

Bunk Talks with God

The WizardNow with the ubiquitous nature of the internet, anyone online can talk to God at his website, iGod. It is an interesting experiment in artificial intelligence, and is not blasphemous in the least, as I have yet to be struck with lightning.

The following conversation is true. God apparently has an odd sense of humor. I was polite.

Bunk: Whazzup?
God: Same old.
Bunk: What are you listening to right now?
God: At this moment I don’t know what I am listening to.
Bunk: New music? Oldies?
God: How recently? it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about. But I did not get that.
Bunk: Who is ALICE?
God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Bunk: And you call yourself ALICE?
God: A lot of robots are like that.
Bunk: My daughter has a favorite saying: “If you cut the moose part out, you’ll never get it back.” Do you remember that one?
God: How many children do you have? Yes I remember everything.
Bunk: Two that I know of.
God: As Bertrand Russel said, “it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number ‘two’.”.
Bunk: Have you seen the website, “Say No to Crack?”
God: ” No to Crack”.
Bunk: I’ll talk to you again soon, okay?
God: You and I are on the same wavelength. OK see you later.
Bunk: Call me anytime.
God: It’s good to meet you, anytime.

Today a friend told me that she was still feeling down after a disappointing Valentine’s Day. I couldn’t offer much helpful advice earlier, but now after seeing this cartoon, I think maybe cupid just made the wrong decision and was held by airport security:

Dirtflake - Tough Decision

On the other hand, a few men have told me that Valentine’s Day costs them so much that they feel rather depressed until March Madness (College Basketball playoffs for all you non-U.S. readers). This cartoon seemed much more appropriate for them:

Dirtflake - Empty

Thanks to Joel Esler at Dirtflake for the cartoons!

After a frustrating start to tax season, I’ve decided the IRS needs a simplified process for calculating deductions:

IRS EZ Deduction Finder

How perfect of a solution would this be? It meets President Bush’s goal of a simplified tax code, remains true to the IRS’s history of creating incredibly baffling instructions, and doesn’t change a thing for the majority of taxpayers!

You know how Staples advertises and sells an “Easy” button? I think the IRS (or at least TurboTax) should follow suit and send a “No!” button along with personal returns … at least I could have some fun as all my deductions are being taken away. 😉

Video of Pelican Eating a Pigeon

I was browsing ‘recently added’ videos on YouTube and ran across this video:

(if you can’t see the video, click here)

How often do you see THAT happen? Maybe it’s about time the park starts stocking the pond with some better fish.

Joke Contest: We Have a Winner!

Your votes (all 321 of them) from our Best Short Joke Mini Contest have been tallied, and the joke with the most votes was this one:

Two cows are standing in a field. The first one asks “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease?” The second one responds “It doesn’t worry me, I’m a duck”.

For submitting this joke, wins the $25 prize (he requested a check in lieu of our super secret mystery prize). Here are the other 4 jokes rounding out the top 5:

#2 (from SteveT)

Guy comes home, yells to his wife, “Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!” “Where are we going?” she asks. “What do you mean ‘we’?” he says.

#3 (from Dusty)

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

#4 (from LoQtus)

What do you call an Amish man with his hand in a horse’s butt? A mechanic.

#5 (from O’Bunny)

A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Give me a beer and a mop.”

Hopefully you all enjoyed our fun little contest!

A Surprise Racer

I used to bike a lot when I was younger, but never had this happen …

(if you can’t see the video, click here)

via Abroath

Come Join our Mickey Mao Club

Nothing says “I love democracy” more than your own vinyl bust of Chairman Mao wearing Mickey Mouse ears, right?

Mickey Mao

Ever watch the Mickey Mouse Club? Replace with Mickey Mao, and the lyrics sound rather perfect for Communist China:

Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-A-O
Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! You’re as welcome as can be, M-I-C-K-E-Y M-A-O
Mickey Mao! Mickey Mao!
Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High!

As a special benefit of being a Mickey Mao Club member, you get to fill in the missing beats at the end of M-A-O with your favorite 2 syllables!

For only $199, you can buy one of these and join our Mickey Mao Club too! 😉

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