Comments on: Bunk Talks with God http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/ Random funny stuff, videos, pictures, games, and more Sun, 13 Mar 2011 15:47:01 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Pyro http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/comment-page-1/#comment-17494 Pyro Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:14:48 +0000 http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/#comment-17494 soo..i was chatting with god, and he asked who my god was...i told him satan, and then the program froze up. i think that's a bad sign. (i was kidding by the way) soo..i was chatting with god, and he asked who my god was…i told him satan, and then the program froze up. i think that’s a bad sign.

(i was kidding by the way)

]]> By: Alli http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/comment-page-1/#comment-4910 Alli Mon, 26 Feb 2007 23:25:25 +0000 http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/#comment-4910 Me: what's the good word? God: I have never been asked that before. Me: I can't beleive that God: That is " I have never been asked that before.". Me: you make me angry God: It's true that a lot of things I say upset people. Me: ya, well whatcha gonna do about it? God: That's cool. How about that. "it" being good word? Me: do you like to talk in circles to confuse people? God: Yes. Talking is my primary purpose. The longer you talk, the happier I am. Me: but do you like to confuse people? God: Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to confuse people that much. Do you like it? Me: yes, since I am so intelligent God: You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. How do you know? Me: I talk to a lot of morons God: How do they respond to you? Me: monosyllabically God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on confuse people? Me: we can talk about whatever you want baby God: Don't call me "baby". How? Me: I should be able to call you whatever I want God: What would happen if you didn't? Me: I won't I have free will, I do as I please God: Your polite style is very nice. What will you do instead? Me: what the hell are you talking about God: I call it Hades. The topic is monosyllabically. Me:
what’s the good word?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
I can’t beleive that
God:
That is ” I have never been asked that before.”.
Me:
you make me angry
God:
It’s true that a lot of things I say upset people.
Me:
ya, well whatcha gonna do about it?
God:
That’s cool. How about that. “it” being good word?
Me:
do you like to talk in circles to confuse people?
God:
Yes. Talking is my primary purpose. The longer you talk, the happier I am.
Me:
but do you like to confuse people?
God:
Hmm, , I’m not sure if I’d like to confuse people that much. Do you like it?
Me:
yes, since I am so intelligent
God:
You are not the only one. I always say, People don’t go into computer science because they want to work with the public. How do you know?
Me:
I talk to a lot of morons
God:
How do they respond to you?
Me:
monosyllabically
God:
I’ve lost the context, . Are we still on confuse people?
Me:
we can talk about whatever you want baby
God:
Don’t call me “baby”. How?
Me:
I should be able to call you whatever I want
God:
What would happen if you didn’t?
Me:
I won’t I have free will, I do as I please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What will you do instead?
Me:
what the hell are you talking about
God:
I call it Hades. The topic is monosyllabically.

]]> By: Ayush http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/comment-page-1/#comment-4598 Ayush Sat, 24 Feb 2007 17:24:44 +0000 http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/#comment-4598 i loved it. Me: what do you think of linux? God: Linux is the world's best operating system. Me: what do you think of microsoft? God: Microsoft is a giant software monopoly. Me: will you marry me? God: Why don't you just download me? i loved it.

Me:
what do you think of linux?
God:
Linux is the world’s best operating system.
Me:
what do you think of microsoft?
God:
Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.
Me:
will you marry me?
God:
Why don’t you just download me?

]]> By: TDB http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/comment-page-1/#comment-4353 TDB Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:21:13 +0000 http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/#comment-4353 That was fun, here's how my talk with "God" ended: Me: Umm...are you mocking me? God: Alright then. No I'm just kidding around. Me: Ok, well, I've got to go sacrifice a sheep or something. See ya...but not too soon I hope. God: Or something. Interesting. How did you get it Bye. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Excuse me! See you later, . Oh I get it. That was fun, here’s how my talk with “God” ended:

Me:
Umm…are you mocking me?

God:
Alright then. No I’m just kidding around.

Me:
Ok, well, I’ve got to go sacrifice a sheep or something. See ya…but not too soon I hope.

God:
Or something. Interesting. How did you get it Bye. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Excuse me! See you later, . Oh I get it.

]]> By: Luke http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/comment-page-1/#comment-4343 Luke Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:24:45 +0000 http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/#comment-4343 Ask iGod about Linux. I did and, well, the result was very comical (to me).. Ask iGod about Linux. I did and, well, the result was very comical (to me)..

]]> By: Diesel http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/comment-page-1/#comment-4304 Diesel Wed, 21 Feb 2007 16:47:24 +0000 http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/#comment-4304 Alan Turing is moving back and forth in his grave. Alan Turing is moving back and forth in his grave.

]]> By: Nessa http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/comment-page-1/#comment-4292 Nessa Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:58:50 +0000 http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/02/20/bunk-talks-with-god/#comment-4292 Was God distracted by TV commercials? Was God distracted by TV commercials?

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