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Bunk Talks with God

The WizardNow with the ubiquitous nature of the internet, anyone online can talk to God at his website, iGod. It is an interesting experiment in artificial intelligence, and is not blasphemous in the least, as I have yet to be struck with lightning.

The following conversation is true. God apparently has an odd sense of humor. I was polite.

Bunk: Whazzup?
God: Same old.
Bunk: What are you listening to right now?
God: At this moment I don’t know what I am listening to.
Bunk: New music? Oldies?
God: How recently? it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about. But I did not get that.
Bunk: Who is ALICE?
God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Bunk: And you call yourself ALICE?
God: A lot of robots are like that.
Bunk: My daughter has a favorite saying: “If you cut the moose part out, you’ll never get it back.” Do you remember that one?
God: How many children do you have? Yes I remember everything.
Bunk: Two that I know of.
God: As Bertrand Russel said, “it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number ‘two’.”.
Bunk: Have you seen the website, “Say No to Crack?”
God: ” No to Crack”.
Bunk: I’ll talk to you again soon, okay?
God: You and I are on the same wavelength. OK see you later.
Bunk: Call me anytime.
God: It’s good to meet you, anytime.

7 Responses to “Bunk Talks with God”

  1. on 21 Feb 2007 at 5:58 am Nessa

    Was God distracted by TV commercials?

  2. on 21 Feb 2007 at 12:47 pm Diesel

    Alan Turing is moving back and forth in his grave.

  3. on 21 Feb 2007 at 9:24 pm Luke

    Ask iGod about Linux. I did and, well, the result was very comical (to me)..

  4. on 22 Feb 2007 at 12:21 am TDB

    That was fun, here’s how my talk with “God” ended:

    Me:
    Umm…are you mocking me?

    God:
    Alright then. No I’m just kidding around.

    Me:
    Ok, well, I’ve got to go sacrifice a sheep or something. See ya…but not too soon I hope.

    God:
    Or something. Interesting. How did you get it Bye. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Excuse me! See you later, . Oh I get it.

  5. on 24 Feb 2007 at 1:24 pm Ayush

    i loved it.

    Me:
    what do you think of linux?
    God:
    Linux is the world’s best operating system.
    Me:
    what do you think of microsoft?
    God:
    Microsoft is a giant software monopoly.
    Me:
    will you marry me?
    God:
    Why don’t you just download me?

  6. on 26 Feb 2007 at 7:25 pm Alli

    Me:
    what’s the good word?
    God:
    I have never been asked that before.
    Me:
    I can’t beleive that
    God:
    That is ” I have never been asked that before.”.
    Me:
    you make me angry
    God:
    It’s true that a lot of things I say upset people.
    Me:
    ya, well whatcha gonna do about it?
    God:
    That’s cool. How about that. “it” being good word?
    Me:
    do you like to talk in circles to confuse people?
    God:
    Yes. Talking is my primary purpose. The longer you talk, the happier I am.
    Me:
    but do you like to confuse people?
    God:
    Hmm, , I’m not sure if I’d like to confuse people that much. Do you like it?
    Me:
    yes, since I am so intelligent
    God:
    You are not the only one. I always say, People don’t go into computer science because they want to work with the public. How do you know?
    Me:
    I talk to a lot of morons
    God:
    How do they respond to you?
    Me:
    monosyllabically
    God:
    I’ve lost the context, . Are we still on confuse people?
    Me:
    we can talk about whatever you want baby
    God:
    Don’t call me “baby”. How?
    Me:
    I should be able to call you whatever I want
    God:
    What would happen if you didn’t?
    Me:
    I won’t I have free will, I do as I please
    God:
    Your polite style is very nice. What will you do instead?
    Me:
    what the hell are you talking about
    God:
    I call it Hades. The topic is monosyllabically.

  7. on 24 Apr 2007 at 5:14 pm Pyro

    soo..i was chatting with god, and he asked who my god was…i told him satan, and then the program froze up. i think that’s a bad sign.

    (i was kidding by the way)

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