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Come Join our Mickey Mao Club

Nothing says “I love democracy” more than your own vinyl bust of Chairman Mao wearing Mickey Mouse ears, right?

Mickey Mao

Ever watch the Mickey Mouse Club? Replace with Mickey Mao, and the lyrics sound rather perfect for Communist China:

Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-A-O
Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! You’re as welcome as can be, M-I-C-K-E-Y M-A-O
Mickey Mao! Mickey Mao!
Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High!

As a special benefit of being a Mickey Mao Club member, you get to fill in the missing beats at the end of M-A-O with your favorite 2 syllables!

For only $199, you can buy one of these and join our Mickey Mao Club too! 😉

10 Responses to “Come Join our Mickey Mao Club”

  1. on 16 Feb 2007 at 12:55 am Dorky Dad

    Now THAT sounds like an excellent offer. Unfortunately, I really have enough Mao-themed merchandise in my collection. My wife won’t let me buy any more Mao statues. But maybe Santa Mao will leave one under the tree next Christmas.

  2. on 16 Feb 2007 at 4:06 am Jessica

    This was hilarious!!Can’t stop laughing!!Mickey Mao!! lolz!!

  3. on 16 Feb 2007 at 4:30 am st Jude

    Oh no I’ll be singing humming that on the way to work now. :0)

  4. on 16 Feb 2007 at 8:37 am Tisha

    outrageous and side splitting! thanks!

  5. on 16 Feb 2007 at 10:02 am Hammer

    M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-A-O…. hmmmm, doesn’t quite work with the music.

    Try M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-A-O-F-U

  6. on 16 Feb 2007 at 11:09 am Natron

    All hail Mao!

  7. on 16 Feb 2007 at 4:34 pm Diesel

    Laughing MAO

  8. on 17 Feb 2007 at 3:27 pm Claude

    It’s the notch in the right ear that makes it art.

    It looks like his head might come off. Is that bust actually a decanter?

  9. on 23 Sep 2008 at 9:20 pm sandip

    hahahaha.. hilarious

  10. on 18 Nov 2010 at 3:42 pm DocJayz

    L-MAO! Nice one! Totally fits Mickey Mao!

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