Nothing says “I love democracy” more than your own vinyl bust of Chairman Mao wearing Mickey Mouse ears, right?
Ever watch the Mickey Mouse Club? Replace with Mickey Mao, and the lyrics sound rather perfect for Communist China:
Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-A-O
Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! You’re as welcome as can be, M-I-C-K-E-Y M-A-O
Mickey Mao! Mickey Mao!
Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High!
As a special benefit of being a Mickey Mao Club member, you get to fill in the missing beats at the end of M-A-O with your favorite 2 syllables!
For only $199, you can buy one of these and join our Mickey Mao Club too!