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Come Join our Mickey Mao Club

February 16th, 2007 by Anita Bath

Nothing says “I love democracy” more than your own vinyl bust of Chairman Mao wearing Mickey Mouse ears, right?

Mickey Mao

Ever watch the Mickey Mouse Club? Replace with Mickey Mao, and the lyrics sound rather perfect for Communist China:

Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-A-O
Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! You’re as welcome as can be, M-I-C-K-E-Y M-A-O
Mickey Mao! Mickey Mao!
Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High!

As a special benefit of being a Mickey Mao Club member, you get to fill in the missing beats at the end of M-A-O with your favorite 2 syllables!

For only $199, you can buy one of these and join our Mickey Mao Club too!

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8 Responses to “Come Join our Mickey Mao Club”

on 16 Feb 2007 at 12:55 am Dorky Dad

Now THAT sounds like an excellent offer. Unfortunately, I really have enough Mao-themed merchandise in my collection. My wife won’t let me buy any more Mao statues. But maybe Santa Mao will leave one under the tree next Christmas.
on 16 Feb 2007 at 4:06 am Jessica

This was hilarious!!Can’t stop laughing!!Mickey Mao!! lolz!!
on 16 Feb 2007 at 4:30 am st Jude

Oh no I’ll be singing humming that on the way to work now. :0)
on 16 Feb 2007 at 8:37 am Tisha

outrageous and side splitting! thanks!
on 16 Feb 2007 at 10:02 am Hammer

M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-A-O…. hmmmm, doesn’t quite work with the music.

Try M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-A-O-F-U
on 16 Feb 2007 at 11:09 am Natron

All hail Mao!
on 16 Feb 2007 at 4:34 pm Diesel

Laughing MAO
on 17 Feb 2007 at 3:27 pm Claude

It’s the notch in the right ear that makes it art.

It looks like his head might come off. Is that bust actually a decanter?