Subscribe Now!Joke Contest Update: Vote for your Favorite
February 13th, 2007 by Anita Bath
Wow, our Best Short Joke Contest received over 300 jokes! I just couldn’t cut my favorites list to less than 10 jokes, so rather than randomly picking a winner I figured I’d let you decide in a quick poll.
The person who submitted the joke with the most votes as of midnight on Thursday can choose between $25 or a super secret mystery prize. The people who submitted the top 5 jokes will also get special recognition.
Here are the jokes, pick your favorite then vote in the poll
1. What happened to the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer? He got behind with his orders!
2. What are seagulls that live by the bay? BAGELS
3. I was told that cow tongue is a delicacy, but I have a hard time tasting something that is tasting me back.
4. Two cows are standing in a field. The first one asks “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease?” The second one responds “It doesn’t worry me, I’m a duck”.
5. What do you call an Amish man with his hand in a horse’s butt? A mechanic.
6. Why do sharks live in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
7. A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Give me a beer and a mop.”
8. It was so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
9. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
10. Guy comes home, yells to his wife, “Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!” “Where are we going?” she asks. “What do you mean ‘we’?” he says.
whew… you didn’t announce anything for the first voter
great job on getting so many great jokes.
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I loved a lot of the jokes were submitted. And the best thing? I hadn’t heard a lot of them before.
There were certainly A TON of great jokes … plus a few surprises. For instance, some people left fantastic “intelligent” jokes (physics, philosophy, and even a grammer joke), which I loved.
Haha loved the cow one.
Great jokes! I couldn’t think of one to submit. But it doesn’t look like it would have been a winner anyway with these entries. Good luck to all!
The cow one is the funniest, followed by the trees fighting over the dog