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Wow, our Best Short Joke Contest received over 300 jokes! I just couldn’t cut my favorites list to less than 10 jokes, so rather than randomly picking a winner I figured I’d let you decide in a quick poll.

The person who submitted the joke with the most votes as of midnight on Thursday can choose between $25 or a super secret mystery prize. The people who submitted the top 5 jokes will also get special recognition.

Here are the jokes, pick your favorite then vote in the poll

1. What happened to the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer? He got behind with his orders!

2. What are seagulls that live by the bay? BAGELS

3. I was told that cow tongue is a delicacy, but I have a hard time tasting something that is tasting me back.

4. Two cows are standing in a field. The first one asks “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease?” The second one responds “It doesn’t worry me, I’m a duck”.

5. What do you call an Amish man with his hand in a horse’s butt? A mechanic.

6. Why do sharks live in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

7. A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Give me a beer and a mop.”

8. It was so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

9. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

10. Guy comes home, yells to his wife, “Pack your bags! I just won the lottery!” “Where are we going?” she asks. “What do you mean ‘we’?” he says.

Select your favorite, then click Vote
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7 Responses to “Joke Contest Update: Vote for your Favorite”

  1. on 13 Feb 2007 at 3:15 pm Benedict

    whew… you didn’t announce anything for the first voter :(

  2. on 13 Feb 2007 at 3:16 pm Natron

    great job on getting so many great jokes.

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  3. on 13 Feb 2007 at 4:09 pm Rhea

    I loved a lot of the jokes were submitted. And the best thing? I hadn’t heard a lot of them before.

  4. on 13 Feb 2007 at 4:51 pm Anita Bath

    There were certainly A TON of great jokes … plus a few surprises. For instance, some people left fantastic “intelligent” jokes (physics, philosophy, and even a grammer joke), which I loved.

  5. on 13 Feb 2007 at 5:22 pm John

    Haha loved the cow one.

  6. on 13 Feb 2007 at 5:27 pm Saundra in MO

    Great jokes! I couldn’t think of one to submit. But it doesn’t look like it would have been a winner anyway with these entries. Good luck to all!

  7. on 25 Sep 2007 at 5:58 am James

    The cow one is the funniest, followed by the trees fighting over the dog :)

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