Comments on: Mini Contest – Best Short Joke

By: Teresa

Teresa — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 00:08:12 +0000

What’s brown and sticky?

A STICK!!

By: Lisa

Lisa — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:25:09 +0000

What did the elephant say to the naked man on the corner?

Can you breathe through that?

By: Windows Service Pak 3 and stuff… « Tacky Raccoons

Windows Service Pak 3 and stuff… « Tacky Raccoons — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 08:09:58 +0000

[...] how I got indirectly sucked into blogging. Neatorama posted a link to a joke contest in 2007 that I couldn’t pass up. Anita Bath asked if I’d like to be a guest poster, [...]

By: Gavin

Gavin — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 21:08:26 +0000

Venison’s dear, isn’t it?

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 15:33:57 +0000

Never leave alphabet soup boiling on the stove when you go out. It could spell disaster!

By: Tyler M.

Tyler M. — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:17:04 +0000

You have to say this to an annoying person no 1 likes.

Man ________ you so stupid u cant get into the dumb class
lol it was funnier when i said it to that b^tch

By: James

James — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:31:48 +0000

Ginger(thiers this band that iv’e started to like called simply red
I don’t know why.
Its like it’s just come of the top of my head!

By: Katelyn

Katelyn — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:05:14 +0000

I know it’s over but…

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery bag??

One is made from plastic and dangerous to young children…

the other holds groceries.

By: vonSchmidt

vonSchmidt — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:28:45 +0000

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

By: Bunk Strutts

Bunk Strutts — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:05:17 +0000

This contest is so much more fun when you don’t replace your calendar.

I saw a dog missing a hind leg. Although he could run as well as the other dogs, I wondered how he pees.

You’ll never see your own face.

What would happen if you sneezed in reverse?

If you had a nose on each side of your head, could you smell in stereo?

A mirror reflects right to left, but if you look into the mirror while lying on your side, it reflects up to down.

I bought some new vinyl windows for my house. I can’t see through ‘em. Next time I’ll order glass ones.

Came home yesterday. The toilet had backed down. My house was spotless.

Anagram “Say No To Crack” and add another “c” and you get “Tacky Raccoons.” Go Google.

P.S. If any of you see Anita B. tell her Bunky said hi.