Subscribe Now!Chewbacca Arrested for Headbutting
February 6th, 2007 by Anita Bath
Our Crack team of photographers was able to capture this picture, a split second before Chewbacca headbutted a tour guide dressed as a pirate outside Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in L.A.:
‘Chewie’ was reported as saying “Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do,” right before slamming his head into the guide’s forehead. While Superman was present, he didn’t step in to end the scuffle, probably because Elmo and Mr. Incredible had lost their priveleges in similar fights earlier (so far, all 100% real … via Reuters).
Chewie’s arrest marked the end of a long downward spiral from his famed role in Star Wars. Chewbacca’s first attempt at salvaging his career wasn’t so bad … his height and strength made him an unbeatable pitcher for the Boston Red Sox:
(thanks Loren)
Chewbacca’s baseball career ended abruptly when he started eating baseballs and shooting at costumed stormtroopers with his laser. Given his celebrity status, the police felt that prison would be too dangerous for the wookie, so placed him in a zoo instead.
All was well until Chewie mistook a young kangaroo for a cute female Wookie:
(picture by Dan via Little Lamb)
The police couldn’t excuse him for breaking the poor kangaroo’s leg (even if accidentally), so Chewbacca went underground:
(thanks Karin)
Celebrities … they can never stay out of the limelight for long, even if it means ditching a disguise to do a little headbutting. 
Lolz!! What a cool blog!! I love to come back here for some cool wit and humor!!Linda
HA HA!! Good one! Poor Chewie. So misunderstood!
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Wow… that last one looks a bit like me in high school. Oh yeah, I had style.
I’ve heard rumors that Chewbaka may be going to rehab.
Dan - glad you liked it! Your kangaroo pic inspired me this, although I was too tired to make this as fun as I would have liked.
Very nice pictures
So Chewie headbutted a guy; that’s what Wookiees are supposed to do. The guys obviously a method actor!
Heh heh
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chewie chewie chewie chewie
ok im bored
bizzle
go red sox
chewie is bad arse