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Our Crack team of photographers was able to capture this picture, a split second before Chewbacca headbutted a tour guide dressed as a pirate outside Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in L.A.:

Chewbacca attacks

‘Chewie’ was reported as saying “Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do,” right before slamming his head into the guide’s forehead. While Superman was present, he didn’t step in to end the scuffle, probably because Elmo and Mr. Incredible had lost their priveleges in similar fights earlier (so far, all 100% real … via Reuters).

Chewie’s arrest marked the end of a long downward spiral from his famed role in Star Wars. Chewbacca’s first attempt at salvaging his career wasn’t so bad … his height and strength made him an unbeatable pitcher for the Boston Red Sox:
Chewbacca Pitches for Red Sox
(thanks Loren)

Chewbacca’s baseball career ended abruptly when he started eating baseballs and shooting at costumed stormtroopers with his laser. Given his celebrity status, the police felt that prison would be too dangerous for the wookie, so placed him in a zoo instead.

All was well until Chewie mistook a young kangaroo for a cute female Wookie:
Kangaroo after wookie attack
(picture by Dan via Little Lamb)

The police couldn’t excuse him for breaking the poor kangaroo’s leg (even if accidentally), so Chewbacca went underground:
Chewbacca in Disguise
(thanks Karin)

Celebrities … they can never stay out of the limelight for long, even if it means ditching a disguise to do a little headbutting. 😉

11 Responses to “Chewbacca Arrested for Headbutting”

  1. on 06 Feb 2007 at 3:35 am Linda

    Lolz!! What a cool blog!! I love to come back here for some cool wit and humor!!Linda

  2. on 06 Feb 2007 at 8:56 am Dan

    HA HA!! Good one! Poor Chewie. So misunderstood!

  3. on 06 Feb 2007 at 9:14 am BOSSY

    Chewbacca – wasn’t he in ZZ Top?

  4. on 06 Feb 2007 at 11:01 am Feroz

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  5. on 06 Feb 2007 at 11:29 am ChooChoo

    Wow… that last one looks a bit like me in high school. Oh yeah, I had style.

  6. on 06 Feb 2007 at 12:03 pm Robin

    I’ve heard rumors that Chewbaka may be going to rehab.

  7. on 06 Feb 2007 at 12:17 pm Anita Bath

    Dan – glad you liked it! Your kangaroo pic inspired me this, although I was too tired to make this as fun as I would have liked.

  8. on 06 Feb 2007 at 8:10 pm Little Lamb

    Very nice pictures

  9. on 08 Feb 2007 at 12:45 am PETE

    So Chewie headbutted a guy; that’s what Wookiees are supposed to do. The guys obviously a method actor!

    Heh heh

  10. on 14 Dec 2007 at 9:53 am chrisnjim

    woop woop woop woop woop

    chewie chewie chewie chewie

    ok im bored

    bizzle

  11. on 15 Apr 2008 at 5:11 pm Lil Daddy

    go red sox
    chewie is bad arse

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