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News flash: A presumably sleep deprived scientist has created the perfect pick me up: a donut that packs 2 cups worth of caffeine with no bitter aftertaste (via).

The scientist immediately scoffed at suggestions that this concoction was a potential health hazard. To support his case, he presented this evidence to show that “at least 9%” of the donut is healthy:

Donut Cartoon

My question is: would people actually eat these? Would you?

I say we need to combine more seemingly unrelated foods. I’m just waiting for scientists to create Chocolate Hodinky Juice – this is a hot dog, wrapped in a twinkie, fried in corn dog batter, covered in chocolate, infused with caffeine, sprinkled with Reese’s Pieces, then finally dipped in the adult beverage of your choice.

A full day’s worth of edible vices in one food, coming to your local Dunkin Donuts in 2008.

15 Responses to “Caffeinated Donuts, Would You Eat One?”

  1. on 27 Jan 2007 at 3:49 am Anita Bath

    I know, I know, I said I wasn’t going to subject you to another comic. But I created this in Excel, so it doesn’t count, right? 😉

  2. on 27 Jan 2007 at 7:06 am Joseph McCrumble

    V good Anita

    I’m checking here regularly now so keep up the funny stuff


  3. on 27 Jan 2007 at 11:42 am BOSSY

    How about a Dunkin DoProzac? Why not combine pastry with your favorite pharmaceuticals?

  4. on 27 Jan 2007 at 1:58 pm Pendullum

    Ohhh Myyyy….
    Now,he only thing that is missing is how many cops would be eating said doughnuts!!!

  5. on 27 Jan 2007 at 3:17 pm jaesoreal

    Love your site! Great posts!

  6. on 27 Jan 2007 at 7:07 pm Tricia

    I’m not really into donuts so probably not. Cops might like them for that extra pick me up though. LOL

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  7. on 27 Jan 2007 at 11:57 pm erika

    This college student and future cop would eat it.

  8. on 28 Jan 2007 at 2:27 am Laasya

    donut with fiber is more like it. LOL.

  9. on 28 Jan 2007 at 2:27 am Peter

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  10. on 28 Jan 2007 at 2:34 pm preeety

    you have to view this from the economical point of view: people with crappy jobs and virtual salaries will get a great 2-4-1 – sugar fix in lieu f lunch and caffeine-fix in lieu of sleep (who can afford them?). however, people with crappy jobs and virtual salaries may lose aforementioned crappy jobs and virtual salaries considering that the manufacturing of such wondrous concoction will require specialized training and fewer hands, thus diminishing the number of people with crappy jobs and virtual salaries and increasing the number of non-people with non-job and non-existing salaries. and they`ll probably have them made in china with slave workers so the point is moot anyway…

  11. on 28 Jan 2007 at 6:16 pm Diesel

    Wrap it in bacon and I’ll take six of them.

  12. on 28 Jan 2007 at 10:52 pm Miss Cellania

    I think I’ll pass. I enjoy my coffee too much as it is. In fact, Irish coffee already has the four essential foodgroups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

  13. on 29 Jan 2007 at 2:46 pm Funny Alex

    Eat what tastes tasty not aftertasty :) But what about a coffee tradition, its fetching smell. We smoke or drink because we like the process.

  14. on 01 Feb 2007 at 7:35 pm Michelle

    Mmmm caffeine and donuts together atleast.
    I cant wait. Haha :)

  15. on 01 Feb 2009 at 7:46 pm munchies

    Chocolate hodinky juice?! rotflmao! no caffienated donuts for me – 15 years ago, sure… I’m pretty sure that it’d kill me now :)

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