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Every once in a while, most of us have accidentally tooted our own horn at precisely the wrong time. For others, though, dropping bombs in public is like carrying around an aromatic buttock bassoon or gluteal tuba, complete with coveted crowd clearing capabilities.

For those afflicted with such unfortunate timing, or just lacking in self-control, there’s now a solution … the Under-Tec UnderEase:

Gas trapping underwear

These stylish unisex undergarments are made from 7 layers of different material, including a replaceable charcoal filter that marks the centerpiece of this groundbreaking technology. As an added bonus, you’d always have a spare filter handy in case you need to quickly change your home water filter.

If you’re not convinced, Under-Tec would like you to follow their company motto: “Wear them for the ones you love.” 😉

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11 Responses to “Revolutionary Gas Eating Underwear”

  1. on 26 Jan 2007 at 9:32 am Tisha

    very practical! wish they had come up with that sooner I’ve suffered so

  2. on 26 Jan 2007 at 11:38 am Clairebell

    How would one walk without crinkling??

  3. on 26 Jan 2007 at 11:50 am Jenny Ryan


  4. on 26 Jan 2007 at 12:42 pm Haddock

    That is funny, but I suspect with tighter fitting trousers one would appear to have filled ones shorts! :)

  5. on 26 Jan 2007 at 5:51 pm Diesel

    I just stuff my shorts with a sock full of potpourri.

    Have you seen the ad for the device that makes your farts sound like a cell phone ring?

  6. on 26 Jan 2007 at 6:07 pm Emmy

    Rofl… They seem really bulky though. 😐

    BTW, I got to your site because you commented at my old site… I moved to :)

  7. on 26 Jan 2007 at 10:59 pm TDB

    Buttock bassoon…gluteal tuba? I’ll never be able to look at an orchestra the same way again.

  8. on 27 Jan 2007 at 5:25 am Whatidiots

    I had actually thought of this idea a long time ago. Passing gas is cool…only when you’re alone :)

  9. on 30 Jan 2007 at 1:01 am insomnity

    weird. but at least it’s funny.

  10. on 30 Jan 2007 at 2:12 pm Dawn (webmiztris)

    lmao! so nobody will smell your farts, but you’ll be walking around looking like you have a load of crap in your pants with the way those things are designed!!

  11. on 14 May 2007 at 3:03 pm mik

    What sizes do they come in?

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