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Want a new life? Hurry - offer ends soon!

January 22nd, 2007 by Anita Bath

Are you tired of your current life and want a change? Do you wish you could lead the charming life of a beach bum in some exotic location? If so, now you can! This Australian guy is offering his identity, lifestyle, friends, family and more to the highest bidder (as a bonus, his name is gender neutral, so ladies are eligible as well):

New Life for Sale

Not convinced? Check out some of the perks:

Roughly 300 CDs
Pushbike (Has wonky handlebars, may need some work)
Childhood photos
Acquisition of 15 close friends, countered by only 2 nemeses
Training in his job as a March fruit delivery man
New parents

Plus, he’ll teach you some amazing skills:

Surfing
Handstand Skills
Fire Twirling Skills
Devil Stick Twirling

The eBay auction ends tonight, so bid soon!

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14 Responses to “Want a new life? Hurry - offer ends soon!”

on 22 Jan 2007 at 11:54 am Jess

Hmm…I wonder how much he’d charge for just the handstand skills?
on 22 Jan 2007 at 12:21 pm Diesel

Looks like a pretty good life, although apparently I’d have to trade in my computer skills for “devil stick twirling,” whatever that is.

6 jokes though. That’s pretty tempting.
on 22 Jan 2007 at 12:29 pm Nessa

Will he pay my airfare?
on 22 Jan 2007 at 12:40 pm Anita Bath

Nessa - for you I bet he would!
on 22 Jan 2007 at 1:49 pm The Zero Boss

Can I bid on just his midsection?
on 22 Jan 2007 at 6:00 pm Cameron

Only 2 nemeses, eh? And I bet they could be dispatched rather quickly with those Devil Stick and Fire twirling skills.
on 22 Jan 2007 at 9:46 pm webduck

Hey, if a guy in the States can start out with a big red paperclip and end up with a house, anything is possible.
on 22 Jan 2007 at 10:11 pm Mr. Fabulous

How much did you bid? I will bid a dollar more…
on 22 Jan 2007 at 10:44 pm TDB

With my luck out of the 300 CDs, half of them would be Olivia Newton-John and I’m not sure I even want to know what “Devil Stick Twirling” is.
on 23 Jan 2007 at 4:24 am Michael

“Do you wish you could lead the charming life of a beach bum in some exotic location?”

Hey, it’s nice to see my lifestyle envied.

Paroshep
on 23 Jan 2007 at 1:11 pm sauerkraut

Any man who does not list farting as a skill is not a man. His destiny is to be Courtney Love’s panty washer.
on 24 Jan 2007 at 8:57 am swollenpickles

In the end his life sold for AU $7,500.00. Not a huge amount, but still probably $7,499.00 more than mine!
on 24 Jan 2007 at 8:58 am swollenpickles

His life sold for $7,500. Some one got a bargain, a kidney alone has to be worth what?? $3,000??
on 24 Mar 2007 at 7:03 am Son

what is devil stick twirling?