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Caption this Cute and Messy Baby

January 22nd, 2007 by Anita Bath

UpdateThe caption contest is over (although feel free to add new captions). Almost all the entries were funny, so it was tough to choose my favorites, but here goes nothing (in order posted):

“Huh? I got something where? On my left or right cheek?” - word_sling
“Hey shhhh! I’m in camouflage.” - Paul
“I may have made a slight mess, hope mommy doesn’t notice.” - libragirl
“Don’t ask me where the chicken is. Just don’t ask…” - Richie
“Man, these are some complex carbohydrates.” - Diesel

Wanted: great caption for this cute messy baby (submit as a comment)
Reward: a lifetime of fame & fortune (i.e., I’ll list the best captions in the post and link to your site)

Cute Japanese Baby covered with Rice
(if anyone knows the original source, let me know)

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48 Responses to “Caption this Cute and Messy Baby”

on 23 Jan 2007 at 1:23 am Shadow

It Tastes even better the second time up!
on 23 Jan 2007 at 1:25 am word_sling

“Hey, can you pass the salt?”
on 23 Jan 2007 at 1:29 am word_sling

“Huh? I got something where? On my left or right cheek?”
on 23 Jan 2007 at 2:21 am Cameron

“Why do they call it sticky rice, mom? Hey, where’d it all go?! This bowl is almost empty!!”
on 23 Jan 2007 at 2:57 am ancer

Mommy… I.. I… I can explain.
on 23 Jan 2007 at 3:13 am login

HOLY MAGGOT!!
on 23 Jan 2007 at 4:25 am Paul

Hey shhhh! I’m in camouflage.
on 23 Jan 2007 at 6:06 am Chris

‘I didn’t do it’.

‘What?’

‘You’ll never believe this, but….’
on 23 Jan 2007 at 6:16 am Gerard

Got rice?
on 23 Jan 2007 at 6:33 am libragirl

I may have made a slight mess, hope mommy doesn’t notice.
on 23 Jan 2007 at 8:47 am Bobby

Cute kid Anita! But I think he did it on purpose! Hahahaha….
on 23 Jan 2007 at 9:43 am Melissa

This cereal makes a better skin conditioner than a meal!
on 23 Jan 2007 at 9:58 am sam

EAT ME!!!
on 23 Jan 2007 at 10:11 am Chirag

See my magnetic attraction. (@anita - As all the rice is sticked on his body so i m saying this.)
on 23 Jan 2007 at 10:13 am Chirag

It wazznt me.
on 23 Jan 2007 at 10:15 am Chirag

Cereal baby
on 23 Jan 2007 at 10:16 am prethi

cool tasty baby!!!
on 23 Jan 2007 at 11:00 am Felicia Mitchell

“So THAT’S how babies keep their skin so soft and supple!”
on 23 Jan 2007 at 12:19 pm fluffman86

Evil Chef:
“yumm…now we add some soy sauce and peppers and broccoli for a traditional Chinese meal - #57 General Tso’s Baby.”
on 23 Jan 2007 at 12:47 pm sauerkraut

mmm… take 3 tsb hairball, mix with water and yummy!
on 23 Jan 2007 at 1:53 pm Tamara

I’ve killed grown men with my cuteness. Beware.
on 23 Jan 2007 at 2:08 pm Richie

1. Hmm, the bowl is empty, but I’m still hungry… Damn that “Zen and the Art of the Parenting” book!

2. Next time, give me a SPOON you cutlery fascists!

3. Mess? What mess? This is ART you philistines!

4. So, you think this is funny? Wait until you’re old and senile and I’m taking the pictures. Then we’ll see who’s laughing…

5. Don’t ask me where the chicken is. Just don’t ask…

6. Hope you don’t mind, I started without you.
on 23 Jan 2007 at 3:45 pm jen

The messier, the merrier!!!
on 23 Jan 2007 at 3:48 pm Tisha

My entry: “Me not *take* cookies, me *eat* the cookies” (Cookie Monster)

I was invited to be a guest on My Point Radio tomorrow and have put all the details about the show on my blog. I would be delighted if you would listen in!

Take care
Tisha
on 23 Jan 2007 at 5:17 pm HH

I ROVE LICE!!!!
on 23 Jan 2007 at 7:34 pm Jose

Why’d they let me do it??
on 23 Jan 2007 at 7:45 pm Ann-Marie

sushi cute
on 23 Jan 2007 at 9:08 pm Nessa

My eye-hand coordination hasn’t kicked in yet.
on 24 Jan 2007 at 12:36 am Debanylinn

Left out in the sun too long, little Ty-Ty went bad.
on 24 Jan 2007 at 2:27 am Claire Winyard

When they said “Snap, Crackle and Pop on the box, I
DIDN’T think they meant it would EXPLODE”
on 24 Jan 2007 at 2:55 am shay

…

- Tastes Great! Less Filling!

- It’s Hard Work Being a Kid

- And to think, I wasn’t even hungry.
on 24 Jan 2007 at 5:23 am Brinked

Nope, no gold in there, Lets try my nose
on 24 Jan 2007 at 5:24 am Brinked

Nope, there’s no gold in there. Lets see what I can find in my nose!
on 24 Jan 2007 at 12:10 pm Cassie

Hey, he looks just like me after I’ve finished baking!
on 24 Jan 2007 at 1:02 pm easilydistrac

Traditional Asian meal.
on 24 Jan 2007 at 3:35 pm ilker

10 SECOND RULE!! Yummm..
on 24 Jan 2007 at 10:50 pm Robert

Lmao, I think this kid needs a priest quick!
on 24 Jan 2007 at 11:16 pm Diesel

Sweet and sour baby is surprisingly easy to make.

Can somebody get my back?

Chen always was known for going against the grain.

Man, these are some complex carbohydrates.

Could somebody dip me in soy sauce?
on 25 Jan 2007 at 10:23 am Hammer

I guess I shouldn’t have touched that meteor in the backyard.
on 25 Jan 2007 at 12:41 pm Rhea

“Cut! We’re going to have to shoot the food fight again!”
on 26 Jan 2007 at 6:29 pm Funky

It was like that when I got here.
on 26 Jan 2007 at 8:02 pm quinnn

That almost looks like an old pic of Dita’s kid. Except I think this baby is a boy. And Dita’s daughter’s hair is prettier.

Dita runs www.bmejapan.com
on 26 Jan 2007 at 8:24 pm Savannah

first of all.. Is that baby flicking off the camera?? and here is my caption “what are you lookin at?? I’m just eatin my dinner!!!!!”
on 26 Jan 2007 at 11:24 pm lq

WHAT?
on 28 Jan 2007 at 8:49 pm preeety

shoot, u missed a spot honey
on 28 Jan 2007 at 10:55 pm Haha

Just think of how much I’m going to cost you over the next *seventeen* years!
on 10 Feb 2007 at 2:23 am Kathy

“I’m all over it!”

-or-

“Like white on rice????”
on 10 Feb 2007 at 4:10 pm Jokus

I think the bowl didnt contain much.. hardly got a mouthful inside..