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Paris Hilton and Smurfette - long lost twins?

January 14th, 2007 by Anita Bath

Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like Smurfette?

Smurfette vs. Paris Hilton

The similarities don’t end at appearances either:

Smurfette: Premiered in 1981 on NBC
Paris Hilton: Born 17 February 1981

Smurfette: Was magically created out of clay by Gargamel to cause jealousy and competition between smurfs
Paris Hilton: Has a clay personality, thinks everyone is jealous, and wants famous men fighting over her

Smurfette: Considered to be the worst singer in all of Smurfdom
Paris Hilton: Did you ever listen to her album, Paris?

Smurfette: Wears tiny white dresses that barely cover her smurfly parts
Paris Hilton: Wears tiny white dresses, and often shows her, uh, smurfly parts

Smurfette: Always causing trouble, including flooding of the smurf village
Paris Hilton: Do we need to go into details?

Smurfette: Underwent extensive plastic smurfery to become a blond bombshell
Paris Hilton: Underwent extensive plastic surgery to transform her from smurfly-looking to tabloid-worthy

Smurfette: Has large smurf feet
Paris Hilton: Is embarassed that plastic surgery couldn’t shrink her large feet

Smurfette: Lives under a mushroom in a strange fantasy world
Paris Hilton: Lives a strange fantasy life, and (based on her smarts) presumably grew up under a mushroom

Coincidence? I think not.

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41 Responses to “Paris Hilton and Smurfette - long lost twins?”

on 14 Jan 2007 at 3:01 pm Frums

I love the smurfs! I love all 80’s cartoons, shows, movies, and toys! www.retrojunk.com is a good 80’s tv/movie/commercial site. I am trying to find a good 80’s toy site with lots of toys and pictures of them. Anybody got any ideas?
on 14 Jan 2007 at 5:37 pm Anthony

LOL, I’ll never look at Smurfette quite the same.

Anthony
Journey Through Divorce
on 14 Jan 2007 at 10:00 pm Cameron

The similarities are uncanny.
on 14 Jan 2007 at 10:42 pm steffany

Thanks for visiting!

And I agree…she is very smurfy. I used to wonder what it must have been like to be the only girl smurf…hmm?
on 14 Jan 2007 at 11:40 pm blueyes

LOL never thought of those before but it sounds about right.
on 14 Jan 2007 at 11:53 pm Froggywoogie

LOL that’s pretty clever!!!
on 15 Jan 2007 at 12:55 am bluepaintred

plus, wasnt she the promiscuous smurf? {moderator note: this was originally a bit more colorful, sorry, had to keep it “family friendly”)
on 15 Jan 2007 at 4:45 am Shadowfalcon

This almost make me like Paris Hilton.

I said Almost lets not be hasty!
on 15 Jan 2007 at 6:06 am philton.org

they are very similar
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on 15 Jan 2007 at 6:07 am philton.org

They are very similar
on 15 Jan 2007 at 8:12 am Badjuk

hehehe cute ^_^
on 15 Jan 2007 at 8:55 am Shahab

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Shahab
on 15 Jan 2007 at 12:56 pm claire

You’ve insulted nice smurfettes everywhere!
on 15 Jan 2007 at 2:43 pm Jess

That is so smurfed up.
on 15 Jan 2007 at 3:26 pm Diesel

Smurfette had a better grasp on reality.
on 15 Jan 2007 at 7:53 pm J-g

actually the smurf premiere in 1965 in belgium…sorry
on 15 Jan 2007 at 8:20 pm Anita Bath

J-g - you’re right, but the American version premiered on NBC in 1981.
on 15 Jan 2007 at 8:38 pm Malnurtured Snay

Smurfette is smarter …
on 15 Jan 2007 at 10:03 pm Dawn (webmiztris)

ha! I never noticed that before, but now I’ll never be able to get it out of my head!!
on 15 Jan 2007 at 10:31 pm Artifacts

Very good case for Smurfette and Paris. I especially like the big feet comparison.
Artifacts
on 16 Jan 2007 at 12:29 am TDB

“Did you ever listen to her album, Paris?”

Not as long as suicide is an option.
on 16 Jan 2007 at 12:51 pm High Desert Diva

Ooh! Great points!

Has ANYONE, besides Paris, ever listened to her album?
on 17 Jan 2007 at 9:44 pm Killer Rabbit

“Often shows her, uh, smurfly parts.”

LOL!
on 05 Feb 2007 at 5:22 am wombat

omg i think paris hilton no offence but omg ur like omg
on 19 Mar 2007 at 12:46 pm Suite Candy

Very interesting, but I always thought Smurfette was like Anna Nicole Smith–at least that’s what I thought when I saw that cartoon sketch on “Saturday Night Live”.
on 18 Apr 2007 at 1:38 pm shama

hehe…i like her songs but i hate her!
on 23 Apr 2007 at 7:38 am Amy Passmore

iiiii think it is like mean and nasty she looks lk ma girl friend
on 05 May 2007 at 8:22 pm mr. besilly

It’s twoo, it’s twoo. She’s hiding her smurfy blue hue under that pasty white skin suit she’s wearing.
on 08 Jul 2007 at 8:56 pm MikeOne/NSWMoke

Like comparing monkey brains with yours…oh so ‘alike’…

‘as if’
~ a smurf could be as cute as Paris

&

‘as if’

~a monkey brain could be as lame as yours

Tanx fer da peekture though!

K-den!
on 16 Jul 2007 at 9:11 am lauren

ohhhhhhh my god they really are twins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on 19 Jul 2007 at 2:50 pm Sarah Miles

Sarah Miles…

I love her. She\’s so hot!…
on 19 Aug 2007 at 5:32 pm not telling

wow i never new tat
on 29 Aug 2007 at 1:47 am Niko

This has nothing to do with Paris but does anyone else think that S.M.U.R.F stands for Soviet Men Under Red Father and resembles communist Russia and their plight against the greedy capitalists?

A question that plagues me more still is, if a smurf chokes on food what colour does it turn?
on 11 Sep 2007 at 8:03 pm tinaa

I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOO MUCH !
I WANT TO BE LIKE HER !
LOVE YOU PARIS !
LOVE YOU , A LOT !

tinaa
on 19 Sep 2007 at 10:06 am Amy

“I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOO MUCH !
I WANT TO BE LIKE HER !
LOVE YOU PARIS !
LOVE YOU , A LOT !”

No offense. But when you get past the age of 9 and grow into your “tens”, you’ll get over that.
on 19 Sep 2007 at 9:54 pm saint shadow

O_O THATS CREEPY

but good work ill show this to my friends
on 26 Sep 2007 at 2:51 pm Dave

And didn’t Smurfette have an estranged arrangement with Papa Smurf? Sort of like the estranged arrangement Paris has with her father?
I had posted this question (Smurfette vs. Paris) in yahoo answers about a year ago and the most I got were responses about the Smurfette Sex Tapes… Thanks for elaborating on this… Now with her new bob-doo, doesn’t she look like a plastic Barbie-ish Miss Jane of The Beverly HillBillies?
NOTICE TO THE MISS JANE FAN’S - Please don’t take offense in my comparing Miss Jane to Paris the “Supposedly Celebrity Slut Girl”.
on 09 Oct 2007 at 8:27 am kitty

paris you is so hot
on 18 Jan 2008 at 8:17 am Elen Prague

Ha Ha! Smart and cool! TY !
on 09 Apr 2008 at 1:58 pm LOL TV

Smirfette Hilton? Someplace in the smerftropolis?
on 03 Jun 2008 at 4:36 am rapist

paris raped me