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Funny Signs

I always love finding funny signs, whether on the net, driving around, or even just signs that people photoshop’d and put in a forum. I think most of these are real (nowadays you never know), but either way they’re pretty humorous:

Buy one brother get another for free
What a deal! She should advertise them on the internet, she might get a better response … oh wait, is that a website name down there?
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Great road for bikes
I think I’ll stick to biking on this road.
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Telescopes are dangerous!
Seems like they should spend less money on signs and more money on better tripods.
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zero percent sale
Now, a special sale for those women who just want to come home and tell their husbands they bought that cute little black dress on sale. Oooh, oooh, pick me, pick me! I love sales! Oops, almost got sucked in there.
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Juicy buns fever
For only one pound, and I can have juicy buns fever too? Sounds like a fun restaurant, but hopefully there’s an antidote … the people at work might not appreciate it when I walk in with this malady.
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Employees must wash hands
Hopefully this is not a euphemism for any other bathroom activities. If you’re in a restaurant bathroom and see this sign, my suggestion is – RUN. Unless you’ve already eaten, in which case you can rationalize that some short order cook probably thought (s)he was funny and added the quotes with a magic marker.
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24 Responses to “Funny Signs”

  1. on 06 Jan 2007 at 1:15 am Anita Bath

    OK, so I post a lot of signs here and elsewhere … and have hundreds saved on my computer. Why do I like signs so much? Warning – personal musings ahead, skip to the rest of the site if you’re just looking to laugh.

    I’ve always felt that signs are a reflection of our culture, simple directives that help maintain order and direction. We’re now so inundated with signs that they are often counterproductive, leading to decreased communication amongst ourselves. If this is true, are illiterate people forced to more social than their sign-reading counterparts?

    When was the last time you walked into a fast food restaurant and asked “so, what would you recommend?” OK, so it’s hard to take a person with 18 earrings, a tongue stud, a tattoo of Hello Kitty, and gold grillz (teeth) seriously, but I suggest you try it. I do this every time I’m at a restaurant, even at fast food chains sometimes. I usually get blank stares for a second, but the other person is always appreciative of the real communication and request for their opinion. I almost always order their suggestion, and almost always love it.

    Can pretending that signs don’t exist lead to a more interesting life? Possibly … I’ll leave that for another experiment.

  2. on 06 Jan 2007 at 4:45 am Cameron

    I also like signs, funny and otherwise. I think its interesting at times to see the kinds of signs that people feel the need to put up, and, like you said, I think they serve as a good indicator of our society.
    One of the most interestingly ‘controversial’ signs I heard about just recently was covered in the national news this summer – the story can be found here; http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13272368

    “Employees must ‘wash hands'” … Is that what they’re calling it now?

  3. on 07 Jan 2007 at 6:34 pm Diesel

    That 0% off thing is such a scam. You know they just jack up the prices by 0% a few days earlier so they can have a “sale.”

  4. on 07 Jan 2007 at 8:20 pm carrie

    hahahahahahaaa

  5. on 08 Jan 2007 at 1:57 pm Solo

    Employees must “wipe hand on pants”

  6. on 10 Apr 2007 at 8:48 am cody

    that was dum!

  7. on 25 Apr 2007 at 8:32 am catriona

    all of da signs are well funny u should get some new 1s if u want more comments

  8. on 09 May 2007 at 6:19 pm fag

    lol

  9. on 18 May 2007 at 1:58 pm cjhoe

    hahahahahaha lol roflol hahaha hehehe soooooooooo fuinnnnnyyyy

  10. on 21 May 2007 at 3:45 pm a5dayloan

    i saw 1 that said if you can’t read this call and then there was a number

  11. on 21 May 2007 at 3:50 pm john

    All the signs were funny i saw a sign that said if you can’t read this call this number it was funny i also saw a sign that sad no signs in this yard but they had that one in the yard it was funny to

  12. on 24 May 2007 at 11:50 pm Anna

    What the Hell?

  13. on 29 Jun 2007 at 5:24 am shane

    how much 4 a brother

  14. on 02 Jul 2007 at 4:09 pm east baller

    john ur not funny

  15. on 09 Nov 2007 at 1:50 pm gabe

    ha i love u u are awsome

  16. on 20 Nov 2007 at 9:58 pm me!!

    i love the last one lol

  17. on 02 Mar 2008 at 8:32 pm BOB

    this is the most retarded thing ever….the signs r’ent even funny…

  18. on 18 May 2008 at 11:34 am jhon

    love this site, signs are so funny

  19. on 26 May 2008 at 2:54 pm britt&dude

    funny

  20. on 02 Jul 2008 at 6:08 pm P

    lolz

  21. on 29 Mar 2010 at 8:17 pm SARAH

    THESE R REALLY FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. on 14 Apr 2010 at 1:15 pm u-all-retards

    wow u r all retarded

  23. on 13 May 2010 at 12:53 pm tuna

    they made me giggle…thats it

  24. on 01 Jun 2010 at 5:25 am not telling

    get a life.

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