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January 5th, 2007 by Anita Bath
I always love finding funny signs, whether on the net, driving around, or even just signs that people photoshop’d and put in a forum. I think most of these are real (nowadays you never know), but either way they’re pretty humorous:
What a deal! She should advertise them on the internet, she might get a better response … oh wait, is that a website name down there?
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I think I’ll stick to biking on this road.
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Seems like they should spend less money on signs and more money on better tripods.
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Now, a special sale for those women who just want to come home and tell their husbands they bought that cute little black dress on sale. Oooh, oooh, pick me, pick me! I love sales! Oops, almost got sucked in there.
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For only one pound, and I can have juicy buns fever too? Sounds like a fun restaurant, but hopefully there’s an antidote … the people at work might not appreciate it when I walk in with this malady.
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Hopefully this is not a euphemism for any other bathroom activities. If you’re in a restaurant bathroom and see this sign, my suggestion is - RUN. Unless you’ve already eaten, in which case you can rationalize that some short order cook probably thought (s)he was funny and added the quotes with a magic marker.
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OK, so I post a lot of signs here and elsewhere … and have hundreds saved on my computer. Why do I like signs so much? Warning - personal musings ahead, skip to the rest of the site if you’re just looking to laugh.
I’ve always felt that signs are a reflection of our culture, simple directives that help maintain order and direction. We’re now so inundated with signs that they are often counterproductive, leading to decreased communication amongst ourselves. If this is true, are illiterate people forced to more social than their sign-reading counterparts?
When was the last time you walked into a fast food restaurant and asked “so, what would you recommend?” OK, so it’s hard to take a person with 18 earrings, a tongue stud, a tattoo of Hello Kitty, and gold grillz (teeth) seriously, but I suggest you try it. I do this every time I’m at a restaurant, even at fast food chains sometimes. I usually get blank stares for a second, but the other person is always appreciative of the real communication and request for their opinion. I almost always order their suggestion, and almost always love it.
Can pretending that signs don’t exist lead to a more interesting life? Possibly … I’ll leave that for another experiment.
I also like signs, funny and otherwise. I think its interesting at times to see the kinds of signs that people feel the need to put up, and, like you said, I think they serve as a good indicator of our society.
One of the most interestingly ‘controversial’ signs I heard about just recently was covered in the national news this summer - the story can be found here; http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13272368
“Employees must ‘wash hands’” … Is that what they’re calling it now?
That 0% off thing is such a scam. You know they just jack up the prices by 0% a few days earlier so they can have a “sale.”
hahahahahahaaa
Employees must “wipe hand on pants”
that was dum!
all of da signs are well funny u should get some new 1s if u want more comments
lol
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i saw 1 that said if you can’t read this call and then there was a number
All the signs were funny i saw a sign that said if you can’t read this call this number it was funny i also saw a sign that sad no signs in this yard but they had that one in the yard it was funny to
What the Hell?
how much 4 a brother
john ur not funny
ha i love u u are awsome
i love the last one lol
this is the most retarded thing ever….the signs r’ent even funny…
love this site, signs are so funny
funny
lolz