Subscribe Now!Silly Santa and Christmas Jokes
December 25th, 2006 by Anita Bath
Merry Christmas everyone! Hopefully you’re getting a chance to enjoy your day off, spend time with your family, and keep away from these intertubes … unless of course you don’t like your family, in which case I hope you enjoy these silly Christmas jokes. If you have little kids, they may like some of these as well!
1st Guy: What do you think of this diamond ring I bought my wife?
2nd Guy: WOW! That rock is huge, but I thought she wanted that snazzy little red SUV?
1st Guy: She did, but where am I going to find a fake Jeep?
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Son to his mother: can I have a dog for Christmas?
Mom: No you can have turkey like everyone else!
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he’s always stuffed!
What do you call a huge polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away as fast as you can
Whats the best thing to put in a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit
Thanks, because I didn’t get enough of my 7 year old reciting bad Christmas jokes.
Merry Christmas, Anita!
Merry Christmas, Anita. I don’t have a seven year old tell me silly jokes, so thanks.
Great, good wishes for the coming New Year.
merry christmas! may this day bring you lots n lots of joy and happiness!
Thanks for the jokes that I can now tell my 5 & 7 y/o nephews to make them laugh. I’ll be the greatest aunt ever until my sister shows up with the niece, then I’m forgotten
I like this the most, calling Santa “the fat guy”. Hahaha
What goes, “ho, ho, ho,” plop.?
Santa laughing his head off.