Subscribe Now!Top 10 worst things to say on a first date
December 19th, 2006 by Anita Bath
On Jay Leno the other week, Jay was talking about first dates. During Jay’s ramblings, I realized that my last first date was over 10 years ago and that I’d now be the absolute worst person to ask for advice. I can’t imagine how little help I’ll be able to provide my son in another 10-15 years when he starts dating: “If you forget her name, don’t try to make up some cute fake name like ‘Poopsie’ for her.”
While I’d be worthless as a dating coach, I realized I was very good at recognizing the key components for a BAD first date. In particular, phrases that would take a first date from sparks to ashes instantly. Here are my top 10:
10. Don’t worry, the Doctor says it’s just a rash…
9. When we get married we should …
8. Toothpaste? What’s that???
7. You don’t want to know what the voices are saying about you right now.
6. Oh, I’ve had tons of first dates, but golly-gee, I have a feeling you’re gonna be my first second date ever!
5. When I was a woman I …
4. I realize this might seem a little sudden given that we just met … but could I borrow six hundred and fifty three dollars?
3. Sorry I’m late, me and the wife just had a big fight.
2. Do you mind if I record any of this?
1. My Dad says I’m the best kisser in the county (anyone know what movie this is from?)
Bonus: I’m a ventriloquist, mind if I bring my sidekick?
(thanks to Mikipedia for the pic)
Your turn … Have any other good ones?
It’s from one of the Vacation movies, isn’t it?
Can *I* at least call you “Poopsie”?
Of course! I answer to almost any nickname
i dont get it. Are these real?
That line was from the first Vacation movie. Randy Quaid’s daughter was talking to Chevy Chase’s daughter.
The worst thing I ever said on a first date was, “I love Tori Amos too!” Three months later we were married. Now its been 7 years and she still expects me to listen to that garbage with her.
Troy - I’m sure they happened to someone, but my own demented mind came up with this top 10.
Retad Tsrif - Hahahaha … now I know what to get you for Christmas
Don’t even think about it Anita!
What? I can’t bring my ventriloquist dummy? Now you tell me!
I’ve experienced all ten of these from one direction or another, not; D But maybe some of them.