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The contest is now over. See our announcement for the winner and some of the funny responses to the bonus picture.

The premise of our second contest is pretty simple: leave a comment identifying each picture shown below to win at least $20 (up to $100, see details below), or a top secret mystery prize. There’s a bit of a twist though … you can enter as many times as you want, but only your last entry will be counted. So if you are a whiz and guess correctly tomorrow, but then look at everyone else’s guesses and re-enter, only your last guess will count.

To win, just be the first to identify pictures 1-5 (the most creative and correct answer for the bonus picture both get special recognition)

1. Beluga Whale
(thanks sillydog)
pic 1
Not found on you
What is that I see?
You like to swim?
Think caviar
2. Deer Bologna
(on my countertop)
pic 2
Not too harmful
What is for dinner?
You might even like it
Think hunting
3. Elmo slippers
(thanks DottieboBottie)
pic 3
Not that easy
What is TMX?
You cold?
Think she babies her feet?
4. Golf Ball
(my son’s)
pic 4
Not too soft
What is balata?
You can hit it
Think fore!
5. Triple Bypass Burger
(thanks Master Shake)
pic 5
Not for the meek
What is that inside?
You like dogs too?
Think mustard would go with that?
Bonus – “Tom Swift” costume
(thanks Federal Land)
pic 6
Not me!
What in the world?
You want one, huh?
Think this guy’s a goof

We’ll name the winner on December 15th (even if someone has answered correctly before this), and give them one of the following prizes of their choice:

  • $20 cash
  • $20 in some cash equivalent (gift card, 50 cans of pinto beans, 2000 blogmad credits, etc.)
  • A super secret mystery prize worth approximately $20

If someone gets all 5 in the first two weeks (by November 30th), we’ll give them $100 or a really cool top secret mystery prize. Also, every week until the 15th we’ll reveal a little more of each picture and provide a clue, so come back weekly to compare your guesses to the larger pictures!


For our last contest (Mix-n-match the toilets), the mystery prize was a book entitled The Truth about Poop. If you’re looking for a great kid’s present or a gag gift for a friend, we suggest you click and buy it … it’s a fun read!

If you win, we certainly hope you say “Door #3 Monty”, but if you don’t like surprises the other options aren’t bad either for playing this little game.

Have fun, we look forward to your entries! :)

70 Responses to “Contest #2 – Identify pictures and win up to $100”

  1. on 08 Dec 2006 at 1:57 pm Cameron

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Venison Summer Sausage
    3. Elmo Slippers
    4. Cheeseburger (with the cheese cooked inside)
    5. Golf Ball
    6. OK, someone had better help me with the zipper…RIGHT NOW!!!

  2. on 08 Dec 2006 at 9:11 pm Robin

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Salami
    3. Elmo Slipper
    4. Hamburger on bun with mayo and ketchup
    5. Golf Ball
    6. Mr. Lemon performing “I’m a Little Teapot”

  3. on 09 Dec 2006 at 2:05 pm tb

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Pepperoni
    3. Elmo Slipper
    4. Golf Ball
    5. Hamburger stuffed with cheese
    Bonus. Fish egg handing out fish

  4. on 09 Dec 2006 at 5:01 pm Sir Lex Luthor

    uno. Beluga Whale out for a swim

    dos.venison sausage from a dead deer

    tres hombres: stupid, but cozy looking slippers

    quatro: A used golf ball from Tiger Woods

    sinko: a non-USDA approved beef patty with cheese and blood filling. (It looks like someone coughed up a bloody luegy and left it on someone elses burger)

    sa yes or 6: orange football representing the Orange Bowl. He or it is also a moving target.

  5. on 10 Dec 2006 at 1:40 am Me

    1. An adult beluga whale

    2. Pepperoni

    3. Tickle me Elmo slippers

    4. Golf ball

    5. Cheese filled hamburger

    6. boy in an orange bubble….bubble boy

  6. on 10 Dec 2006 at 2:48 pm Philpo

    1. Dolphin

    2. Salami

    3. Elmo slippers

    4. Dirty golf ball

    5. Cheese-dog

    6. Flamboyant dancing fruit

  7. on 10 Dec 2006 at 9:53 pm Hammer

    1. Beluga whale
    2. Salami
    3. Elmo slippers
    4. Golfball
    5. Oyster
    6. Orange boy

  8. on 10 Dec 2006 at 10:26 pm Shelli

    1.Beluga whale
    2.Venison sausage.
    3.Elmo slippers
    4.Golf ball
    5.a hamburger with cheese in the center
    6.A mascot trying to get you to buy something from a business

  9. on 10 Dec 2006 at 11:53 pm Steve

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Meatball
    3. Elmo Slipper
    4. Golf Ball
    5. A Desert
    Bonus: Sunkist Mascot

  10. on 11 Dec 2006 at 5:20 am Charles

    #1 — Beluga Whale in a park / reserve of some sort
    #2 — Venison sausage / meat
    #3 — Elmo slippers, worn by a black female
    #4 — Used golf ball, usage evidenced by the brown smudges. Possibly golf ball used in the “Nike Juice” ads displayed on this site.
    #5 — Philly Cheese Steak, on bread.

    BONUS — WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM TUBE MAN!!

  11. on 12 Dec 2006 at 10:39 am Amanda

    1. baaaaabyy beluuuuga
    2. deer sausage. blech.
    3. elmo slippers. or what happens when a bunch of elmos infest your home. *SQUISH*
    4. old golf ball.
    5. cheezy-filled hotdog. on bun. hold the mustard.

    Bonus – RUUUN!! ITS HEADED RIGHT FOR US!!!! this guy lost a bet. to an orange.

  12. on 12 Dec 2006 at 11:49 am Haha

    1, Beluga whale
    2. Salami slice
    3. Elmo slippers
    4. Golf ball
    5. I swear, it looks like a cheese burger with the cheese inside, and this is the aftermath of a bite.
    6. New! It’s Orange Lemon! The lemon that looks like a lemon but tastes like an orange!

  13. on 12 Dec 2006 at 5:13 pm Henry Myers

    1. Dolphin , 2. Salami , 3. elmo slippers , 4. golf ball , 5. hamburger , bonus an orange egg costume

  14. on 12 Dec 2006 at 9:44 pm Cat Perry

    1.Beluga Whale
    2.Sausage from wild meat
    3.Slippers
    4.Golf Ball surface
    5.burger with cheese ugh
    bonus: bubble boy/girl

  15. on 13 Dec 2006 at 1:38 am Cameron

    1. beluga whale
    2. reindeer sausage
    3. elmo slippers
    4. golf ball retrieved from the stomach of an alligator
    5. hamburger with all the fixins cooked in it
    6. help, help, this thing is full of bees!!!

  16. on 14 Dec 2006 at 11:04 am Dina

    1. Beluga
    2. Venison Sausage
    3. Elmo slippers
    4. Used golf ball
    5. Burger with cheese inside
    6. An orange costume with a worm coming out the side

  17. on 14 Dec 2006 at 11:52 am Nick

    1. A shrunken head baby beluga whale
    2. Venison processed meat slice
    3. Elmo slippers
    4. Golf Ball after being shot through a bunny
    5. Cheesy-Saucy stuffed meatball
    Bonus – I should have said no to crack.

  18. on 14 Dec 2006 at 8:27 pm mathmom

    1. Beluga whale
    2. jerky stick
    3. Elmo slippers
    4. golf ball
    5. Cheese-stuffed hamburger (rare)

    Bonus–Stop the pumpkin, I want to get out!

  19. on 15 Dec 2006 at 6:35 pm Ben

    1. Beluga
    2. Uncooked, pre-formed hamburger
    3. elmo slippers
    4. golf ball
    5. stuffed hamburger
    6. mental institution breakout

  20. on 10 Jan 2009 at 8:53 pm guide

    Thank you, I just wanted to give a greeting and tell you I enjoyed reading your material.

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