Contest #2 - Identify pictures and win up to $100
November 16th, 2006 by Anita Bath
The contest is now over. See our announcement for the winner and some of the funny responses to the bonus picture.
The premise of our second contest is pretty simple: leave a comment identifying each picture shown below to win at least $20 (up to $100, see details below), or a top secret mystery prize. There’s a bit of a twist though … you can enter as many times as you want, but only your last entry will be counted. So if you are a whiz and guess correctly tomorrow, but then look at everyone else’s guesses and re-enter, only your last guess will count.
To win, just be the first to identify pictures 1-5 (the most creative and correct answer for the bonus picture both get special recognition)
| 1. Beluga Whale (thanks sillydog) ![]() Not found on you What is that I see? You like to swim? Think caviar |
2. Deer Bologna (on my countertop) ![]() Not too harmful What is for dinner? You might even like it Think hunting |
| 3. Elmo slippers (thanks DottieboBottie) ![]() Not that easy What is TMX? You cold? Think she babies her feet? |
4. Golf Ball (my son’s) ![]() Not too soft What is balata? You can hit it Think fore! |
| 5. Triple Bypass Burger (thanks Master Shake) ![]() Not for the meek What is that inside? You like dogs too? Think mustard would go with that? |
Bonus - “Tom Swift” costume (thanks Federal Land) ![]() Not me! What in the world? You want one, huh? Think this guy’s a goof |
We’ll name the winner on December 15th (even if someone has answered correctly before this), and give them one of the following prizes of their choice:
- $20 cash
- $20 in some cash equivalent (gift card, 50 cans of pinto beans, 2000 blogmad credits, etc.)
- A super secret mystery prize worth approximately $20
If someone gets all 5 in the first two weeks (by November 30th), we’ll give them $100 or a really cool top secret mystery prize. Also, every week until the 15th we’ll reveal a little more of each picture and provide a clue, so come back weekly to compare your guesses to the larger pictures!
![]() For our last contest (Mix-n-match the toilets), the mystery prize was a book entitled The Truth about Poop. If you’re looking for a great kid’s present or a gag gift for a friend, we suggest you click and buy it … it’s a fun read! If you win, we certainly hope you say “Door #3 Monty”, but if you don’t like surprises the other options aren’t bad either for playing this little game. |
Have fun, we look forward to your entries! ![]()










(1)fake ermin fur
(2)caviar
(3)twinkie
(4)porcelain
(5)bacon
(bonus) either a kid in inflatable “moon jump” or someone eaten by a rather large peaple eating banana!
1: Belly Button
2: Snowcone
3: Photo of the Sun
4: Jello
5: Corner of a person’s eye
6: Hoomemade spaceship preparing for takeoff
1. Justin Timberlake’s left nipple.
2. Grandma’s Strawberry rhubarb preserves.
3. Finger on the lens.
4. Two polar bears roasting marshmallows in a snowstorm.
5. I can TOO fit this whole camera in my mouth.
6. Todd, we’ll let you know when the threat of radioactive gas clouds has passed. Now you just make sure you stay in there till we get back, ok?
1 Microscope image of something
2 slush/ ice crystals
3 the sun
4 yogurt
5 esophagus lining
6 I LOVE SPACE CAMP
1. Belly Button
2. Rock Candy
3. Red Blood Cell
4. Patch of Ice
5. Inside of Someone’s Cheek
6. Boy in the Bubble (poor guy!)
Too easy! Pshaw!
1. Infected cut in skin.
2. Aspic.
3. Thermal image of the sun.
4. Polar ice cap as seen from space.
5. Bacon.
6. Nerd.
1 child’s Nipple
2 Grapefruit
3 Cherry life saver
4 Sprite
5 Inside of the Mouth YUCKY
6 It’s the boy inside the Plastic Bubble. Come in Earth.
belly button
ice drink
inside of an eye
sour milk
fatty bacon
a guy in a blow up carrot
Pfff
1.Gross
2.Sick
3.Sicker
4.Sickly
5.Contagious
6.Alien
I know I win for sure !!!
(ha-ha) Difficult…
Have a wonderful week-end Anita ..
1. Hurricane on Jupiter
2. Honey
3. Nilla Wafer
4. Kitchen Counter
5. Bacon
6. “Hey…pssst…c’mere…let me out and I’ll tell you everything I know about time travel.”
Anita,
I just want to say Hi.
It is even an IQ contest in a way.
1. Navel
2. Jam
3. Microscopic view of a fruit
4. Surface of a material
5. Membrane
6. An adult wearing glasses in a balloon.
Have a great Saturday!
The sun is shining here on Bonny Island, Nigeria.
God bless.
Revised guesses:
1: Belly button with lipstick kiss around it.
2: Fat from someones liposuction.
3: Closeup of the sun.
4: Portion of an aquarium.
5: Corner of a person’s eye.
6: Sunkist orange advert.
I guess I’ll throw my guesses in there.
1. Belly button
2. Snow cone
3. Red blood cell
4. Iced glass
5. Inside corner of an eye
Bonus: You in an inflatable bouncy thing
1. cat’s eye
2. inside of an insect hive
3. painting of a sun
4. countertop
5. inside of a vase
bonus: what a carrot pod person looks like.
1. zoom in of x-ray diffraction image
2. rock candy (coagulated)
3. a pill in a sea of plasma
4. zoom-in of side of Petri dish
5. Intestinal lining
6. “Puff-a-ball-boo, I see you! Ehehehehe…”
1. Top down shot of a tornado
2. Crystal meth
3. A womans embryo
4. Granite
5. FAT
6. O RLY
NB: Not entirely serious
1. peach
2. fruit preserves
3. Elmo (tickle me?)
4. soap dish
5. meat
Bonus. 2nd Birth
1. Dandruff
2. A Slurpee
3. A Slipper
4. A Golf Ball
5. Bacon
6. A Redneck version of the Bubble Boy
1: Rocket launch
2: Beef steak
3: Fuzzy face pencil topper
4: Marble lamp base
5: Suet being rendered
6: Typical San Franciscan
1. Eye of a beluga whale.
2. Crystalized fruit.
3. Elmo.
4. Marble.
5. View inside the throat.
6. A space alien.
1. plane in trans-sonic flight with condensation halo
2. torn raw fish flesh (salmon, tuna?)
3. tickle-me elmo
4. salt lick
5. flowstone or travertine
6. runner-up in a Brittany Spears look-alike contest
1 clouds
2 slurpee
3 tickle me elmo
4 soft boiled egg
5 melted candle wax
bonus
person in a blowup nerf balloon
1. Beluga Whale’s eye
2. grapefruit
3. elmo
4. golf ball
5. tripe
6. crazy lazy in a blow up tangerine?
1. Beluga Whale’s eye
2. grapefruit
3. elmo slipper
4. golf ball
5. tripe
6. crazy lazy in a blow up tangerine?
1. Albino dolphin
2. Steak
3. Elmo slipper
4. Golf Ball
5. Human Esophagus
6. Rejected Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Idea
1: Cats eye or cats-eye marble..I’ll go with a real cats eye.
2: Crystallised honey in piece of a Honeycomb
3: ‘Potty’ Elmo.
4: Cooked eggwhite
5: Inside of a cheek
6: Your brother or sister as a mascot announcing a football game in an orange football-like bubble..can’t tell if it’s a guy or gal really.
1. sleepy dolphin eye
2. crystalized jam
3. Elmo slipper
4. marble ice cream
5. bacon
6. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, Had a wife and couldn’t keep her,
Put her in a pumpkin shell, and there he kept her very well.
1 no idea
2 bacterial cultures
3 tickle me Elmo
4 Marble
5 stomach lining
6 awful Halloween costume
1. Albino Porpoise
2. Fruit Cake
3. Elmo Slipper
4. Golf Ball
5. Canine Espophogus
6. A person in an inflated pumpkin outfit performing “I’m a little tea-pot.”
Beluga whale eye
groundbeef hamburger
Elmo slipper
Golf ball
A dog’s tongue
Someone who thinks they are an orange
1. Belugo whale
2. frozen hamburger meat
3. Elmo slipper
4. golf ball
5. inside a dog (kind of looks like it just went, gross)
bonus
someone in an orange space suit.
1. A Beluga Whale in an enclosure.
2. A Meatball
3. An Elmo Slipper on a pantyhosed leg
4. A Golf Ball
5. A Rack of Lamb
6. A Redneck version of the Bubble Boy
1. beluga whale eye
2. frozen steak
3. Elmo slipper
4. golf ball
5. stomach
6. Football costume
1. A Beluga whale.
2. Meatball
3. Elmo slipper
4. Golf ball
5. Dog tooth in doggie mouth
6. …faygele?
1 - Beluga Whale
2 - Beef hamburger
3 - Elmo slipper
4 - Golf ball
5 - Drooling dog
6 - Nessie the Loch Ness Monster
1. Beluga Whale
2. Meatloaf
3. Elmo Slipper
4. Golf Ball
5. Dog’s Gums
6. In the future, the Earth’s ozone has deteriorated to the point that in order to survive one must build their own personal surivival unit.
1 whales “face”
2 Beef (ground)
3 Tickle me ELmo 10 (TMX)
4 Golf ball thats been around the green a few times
5 Dogs mouth
6 “too much” Katamari
1. Beluga Whale
2. Hamburger
3. Elmo Slipper
4. Golf Ball
5. Dog Gums
6. Mr. Lemon doing the ‘I’m a little Teapot’ song and dance.
1. Whitey the Beluga whale thing dolphin’s eye
2. Raw hamburger
3. Large slipper made after Elmo
4. Golf ball dimple-age
5. Doggie steak with cheese?
Bonus: Bubble Boy + Egg yolk costume!
1. No idea
2. Bacon (close up)
3. Elmo slipper
4. Golf Ball
5. The pic is so gross that I don’t want to know. I’m hoping it’s a jelly filled donut.
1. Beluga Whale
2. Pepperoni
3. Elmo Slipper
4. Golf Ball
5. Inside a snake’s mouth
Bonus. Fish egg handing out fish
1. Dolphin Fountain
2. Raw Beef
3. Elmo Slipper
4. Golf Ball
5. Inside of a dog’s ear
Bonus: A orange holding a floppy sword
1. Beluga whale
2. salami
3. Elmo slipper
4. golf ball
5. Bulemic dog who ate the family cat and barfed it back out
Bonus: Guy dressed as a Florida orange holding a dead mackrel
eye of pilot whale
steak
Elmo slippers
golf ball
Up doggie’s nose
an inflated football spaceship suit
1. Beluga whale, in water, no salt added.
2. Frozen, grounded, beef meat.
3. Elmo mitt worn by a black guy.
4. Golf ball, just used.
5. “Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend; inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” -Groucho Marx
6. A big fan of 5 Alive (fruit punch brand), mango version.
1. Beluga Whale
2. Hamburger meat
3. Fuzzy Elmo Slippers
4. Golfball
5. Oyster
Bonus. A SURVIVABALL!
1. Beluga Whale
2. Frozen Ground Beef
3. Elmo Slipper
4. Closeup of a Used Golf Ball
5. Underside of a Dog’s Tongue
6. A live Lemonheads advertisement.
1. A beluga whale named Princess.
2. Salami covered with a thin layer of edible mold.
3. Motivation for Elmo.
4. What a horrible golfer searches for.
5. An under cooked black angus beef cheesburger.
6. Mr. Koolaids match.com date. “OH, YEAAAAAH!”
contest #2 answers
1. Whale Chandelier
2. Processed Dear Salami
3. Elmo slippers
4. Golf Ball
5. Bloated Patrick
1 Beluga whale
2 Deer bologna
3 elmo slippers
4 Cheeseburger attached to a bun by the cheese
5 golf ball
6 i honestly have no clue
1. Beluga Whale
2. Venison Summer Sausage
3. Elmo Slippers
4. Cheeseburger (with the cheese cooked inside)
5. Golf Ball
6. OK, someone had better help me with the zipper…RIGHT NOW!!!
1. Beluga Whale
2. Salami
3. Elmo Slipper
4. Hamburger on bun with mayo and ketchup
5. Golf Ball
6. Mr. Lemon performing “I’m a Little Teapot”
1. Beluga Whale
2. Pepperoni
3. Elmo Slipper
4. Golf Ball
5. Hamburger stuffed with cheese
Bonus. Fish egg handing out fish
uno. Beluga Whale out for a swim
dos.venison sausage from a dead deer
tres hombres: stupid, but cozy looking slippers
quatro: A used golf ball from Tiger Woods
sinko: a non-USDA approved beef patty with cheese and blood filling. (It looks like someone coughed up a bloody luegy and left it on someone elses burger)
sa yes or 6: orange football representing the Orange Bowl. He or it is also a moving target.
1. An adult beluga whale
2. Pepperoni
3. Tickle me Elmo slippers
4. Golf ball
5. Cheese filled hamburger
6. boy in an orange bubble….bubble boy
1. Dolphin
2. Salami
3. Elmo slippers
4. Dirty golf ball
5. Cheese-dog
6. Flamboyant dancing fruit
1. Beluga whale
2. Salami
3. Elmo slippers
4. Golfball
5. Oyster
6. Orange boy
1.Beluga whale
2.Venison sausage.
3.Elmo slippers
4.Golf ball
5.a hamburger with cheese in the center
6.A mascot trying to get you to buy something from a business
1. Beluga Whale
2. Meatball
3. Elmo Slipper
4. Golf Ball
5. A Desert
Bonus: Sunkist Mascot
#1 — Beluga Whale in a park / reserve of some sort
#2 — Venison sausage / meat
#3 — Elmo slippers, worn by a black female
#4 — Used golf ball, usage evidenced by the brown smudges. Possibly golf ball used in the “Nike Juice” ads displayed on this site.
#5 — Philly Cheese Steak, on bread.
BONUS — WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM TUBE MAN!!
1. baaaaabyy beluuuuga
2. deer sausage. blech.
3. elmo slippers. or what happens when a bunch of elmos infest your home. *SQUISH*
4. old golf ball.
5. cheezy-filled hotdog. on bun. hold the mustard.
Bonus - RUUUN!! ITS HEADED RIGHT FOR US!!!! this guy lost a bet. to an orange.
1, Beluga whale
2. Salami slice
3. Elmo slippers
4. Golf ball
5. I swear, it looks like a cheese burger with the cheese inside, and this is the aftermath of a bite.
6. New! It’s Orange Lemon! The lemon that looks like a lemon but tastes like an orange!
1. Dolphin , 2. Salami , 3. elmo slippers , 4. golf ball , 5. hamburger , bonus an orange egg costume
1.Beluga Whale
2.Sausage from wild meat
3.Slippers
4.Golf Ball surface
5.burger with cheese ugh
bonus: bubble boy/girl
1. beluga whale
2. reindeer sausage
3. elmo slippers
4. golf ball retrieved from the stomach of an alligator
5. hamburger with all the fixins cooked in it
6. help, help, this thing is full of bees!!!
1. Beluga
2. Venison Sausage
3. Elmo slippers
4. Used golf ball
5. Burger with cheese inside
6. An orange costume with a worm coming out the side
1. A shrunken head baby beluga whale
2. Venison processed meat slice
3. Elmo slippers
4. Golf Ball after being shot through a bunny
5. Cheesy-Saucy stuffed meatball
Bonus - I should have said no to crack.
1. Beluga whale
2. jerky stick
3. Elmo slippers
4. golf ball
5. Cheese-stuffed hamburger (rare)
Bonus–Stop the pumpkin, I want to get out!
1. Beluga
2. Uncooked, pre-formed hamburger
3. elmo slippers
4. golf ball
5. stuffed hamburger
6. mental institution breakout