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The contest is now over. See our announcement for the winner and some of the funny responses to the bonus picture.

The premise of our second contest is pretty simple: leave a comment identifying each picture shown below to win at least $20 (up to $100, see details below), or a top secret mystery prize. There’s a bit of a twist though … you can enter as many times as you want, but only your last entry will be counted. So if you are a whiz and guess correctly tomorrow, but then look at everyone else’s guesses and re-enter, only your last guess will count.

To win, just be the first to identify pictures 1-5 (the most creative and correct answer for the bonus picture both get special recognition)

1. Beluga Whale
(thanks sillydog)
pic 1
Not found on you
What is that I see?
You like to swim?
Think caviar
2. Deer Bologna
(on my countertop)
pic 2
Not too harmful
What is for dinner?
You might even like it
Think hunting
3. Elmo slippers
(thanks DottieboBottie)
pic 3
Not that easy
What is TMX?
You cold?
Think she babies her feet?
4. Golf Ball
(my son’s)
pic 4
Not too soft
What is balata?
You can hit it
Think fore!
5. Triple Bypass Burger
(thanks Master Shake)
pic 5
Not for the meek
What is that inside?
You like dogs too?
Think mustard would go with that?
Bonus – “Tom Swift” costume
(thanks Federal Land)
pic 6
Not me!
What in the world?
You want one, huh?
Think this guy’s a goof

We’ll name the winner on December 15th (even if someone has answered correctly before this), and give them one of the following prizes of their choice:

  • $20 cash
  • $20 in some cash equivalent (gift card, 50 cans of pinto beans, 2000 blogmad credits, etc.)
  • A super secret mystery prize worth approximately $20

If someone gets all 5 in the first two weeks (by November 30th), we’ll give them $100 or a really cool top secret mystery prize. Also, every week until the 15th we’ll reveal a little more of each picture and provide a clue, so come back weekly to compare your guesses to the larger pictures!


For our last contest (Mix-n-match the toilets), the mystery prize was a book entitled The Truth about Poop. If you’re looking for a great kid’s present or a gag gift for a friend, we suggest you click and buy it … it’s a fun read!

If you win, we certainly hope you say “Door #3 Monty”, but if you don’t like surprises the other options aren’t bad either for playing this little game.

Have fun, we look forward to your entries! :)

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70 Responses to “Contest #2 – Identify pictures and win up to $100”

  1. on 17 Nov 2006 at 3:48 am jan

    (1)fake ermin fur
    (2)caviar
    (3)twinkie
    (4)porcelain
    (5)bacon
    (bonus) either a kid in inflatable “moon jump” or someone eaten by a rather large peaple eating banana!

  2. on 17 Nov 2006 at 11:08 am prying1

    1: Belly Button
    2: Snowcone
    3: Photo of the Sun
    4: Jello
    5: Corner of a person’s eye
    6: Hoomemade spaceship preparing for takeoff

  3. on 17 Nov 2006 at 12:20 pm Diesel

    1. Justin Timberlake’s left nipple.
    2. Grandma’s Strawberry rhubarb preserves.
    3. Finger on the lens.
    4. Two polar bears roasting marshmallows in a snowstorm.
    5. I can TOO fit this whole camera in my mouth.
    6. Todd, we’ll let you know when the threat of radioactive gas clouds has passed. Now you just make sure you stay in there till we get back, ok?

  4. on 17 Nov 2006 at 4:30 pm Luke

    1 Microscope image of something
    2 slush/ ice crystals
    3 the sun
    4 yogurt
    5 esophagus lining
    6 I LOVE SPACE CAMP

  5. on 17 Nov 2006 at 9:03 pm Gregory

    1. Belly Button
    2. Rock Candy
    3. Red Blood Cell
    4. Patch of Ice
    5. Inside of Someone’s Cheek
    6. Boy in the Bubble (poor guy!)

    Too easy! Pshaw!

  6. on 17 Nov 2006 at 11:14 pm Miss Cellania

    1. Infected cut in skin.
    2. Aspic.
    3. Thermal image of the sun.
    4. Polar ice cap as seen from space.
    5. Bacon.
    6. Nerd.

  7. on 17 Nov 2006 at 11:26 pm bozette

    1 child’s Nipple
    2 Grapefruit
    3 Cherry life saver
    4 Sprite
    5 Inside of the Mouth YUCKY
    6 It’s the boy inside the Plastic Bubble. Come in Earth.

  8. on 18 Nov 2006 at 1:11 am patricia

    belly button
    ice drink
    inside of an eye
    sour milk
    fatty bacon
    a guy in a blow up carrot

  9. on 18 Nov 2006 at 1:18 am Peety

    Pfff
    1.Gross
    2.Sick
    3.Sicker
    4.Sickly
    5.Contagious
    6.Alien

    I know I win for sure !!!
    (ha-ha) Difficult…

    Have a wonderful week-end Anita ..

  10. on 18 Nov 2006 at 1:18 am Cameron

    1. Hurricane on Jupiter
    2. Honey
    3. Nilla Wafer
    4. Kitchen Counter
    5. Bacon
    6. “Hey…pssst…c’mere…let me out and I’ll tell you everything I know about time travel.”

  11. on 18 Nov 2006 at 5:09 am Orikinla Osinachi

    Anita,
    I just want to say Hi.

    It is even an IQ contest in a way.

    1. Navel
    2. Jam
    3. Microscopic view of a fruit
    4. Surface of a material
    5. Membrane
    6. An adult wearing glasses in a balloon.

    Have a great Saturday!
    The sun is shining here on Bonny Island, Nigeria.

    God bless.

  12. on 18 Nov 2006 at 5:58 pm prying1

    Revised guesses:

    1: Belly button with lipstick kiss around it.
    2: Fat from someones liposuction.
    3: Closeup of the sun.
    4: Portion of an aquarium.
    5: Corner of a person’s eye.
    6: Sunkist orange advert.

  13. on 18 Nov 2006 at 8:44 pm Melissa

    I guess I’ll throw my guesses in there.

    1. Belly button
    2. Snow cone
    3. Red blood cell
    4. Iced glass
    5. Inside corner of an eye
    Bonus: You in an inflatable bouncy thing

  14. on 19 Nov 2006 at 6:01 pm stephanie

    1. cat’s eye
    2. inside of an insect hive
    3. painting of a sun
    4. countertop
    5. inside of a vase
    bonus: what a carrot pod person looks like.

  15. on 20 Nov 2006 at 2:50 am jackline

    1. zoom in of x-ray diffraction image
    2. rock candy (coagulated)
    3. a pill in a sea of plasma
    4. zoom-in of side of Petri dish
    5. Intestinal lining
    6. “Puff-a-ball-boo, I see you! Ehehehehe…”

  16. on 23 Nov 2006 at 9:16 pm Blaze

    1. Top down shot of a tornado
    2. Crystal meth
    3. A womans embryo
    4. Granite
    5. FAT
    6. O RLY

    NB: Not entirely serious :o

  17. on 24 Nov 2006 at 12:35 am Ryan

    1. peach
    2. fruit preserves
    3. Elmo (tickle me?)
    4. soap dish
    5. meat
    Bonus. 2nd Birth

  18. on 24 Nov 2006 at 3:00 am MC

    1. Dandruff
    2. A Slurpee
    3. A Slipper
    4. A Golf Ball
    5. Bacon
    6. A Redneck version of the Bubble Boy

  19. on 24 Nov 2006 at 8:24 am prying1

    1: Rocket launch
    2: Beef steak
    3: Fuzzy face pencil topper
    4: Marble lamp base
    5: Suet being rendered
    6: Typical San Franciscan

  20. on 24 Nov 2006 at 11:30 am Nessa

    1. Eye of a beluga whale.

    2. Crystalized fruit.

    3. Elmo.

    4. Marble.

    5. View inside the throat.

    6. A space alien.

  21. on 25 Nov 2006 at 4:41 pm Renfrow

    1. plane in trans-sonic flight with condensation halo
    2. torn raw fish flesh (salmon, tuna?)
    3. tickle-me elmo
    4. salt lick
    5. flowstone or travertine
    6. runner-up in a Brittany Spears look-alike contest

  22. on 26 Nov 2006 at 11:40 am Homemom3

    1 clouds
    2 slurpee
    3 tickle me elmo
    4 soft boiled egg
    5 melted candle wax
    bonus

    person in a blowup nerf balloon

  23. on 26 Nov 2006 at 4:44 pm Mary

    1. Beluga Whale’s eye
    2. grapefruit
    3. elmo
    4. golf ball
    5. tripe
    6. crazy lazy in a blow up tangerine? :)

  24. on 26 Nov 2006 at 4:45 pm Mary

    1. Beluga Whale’s eye
    2. grapefruit
    3. elmo slipper
    4. golf ball
    5. tripe
    6. crazy lazy in a blow up tangerine? :)

  25. on 27 Nov 2006 at 12:25 am Cameron

    1. Albino dolphin
    2. Steak
    3. Elmo slipper
    4. Golf Ball
    5. Human Esophagus
    6. Rejected Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Idea

  26. on 27 Nov 2006 at 10:10 am Mary

    1: Cats eye or cats-eye marble..I’ll go with a real cats eye.

    2: Crystallised honey in piece of a Honeycomb

    3: ‘Potty’ Elmo.

    4: Cooked eggwhite

    5: Inside of a cheek

    6: Your brother or sister as a mascot announcing a football game in an orange football-like bubble..can’t tell if it’s a guy or gal really.

  27. on 30 Nov 2006 at 10:20 am mathmom

    1. sleepy dolphin eye
    2. crystalized jam
    3. Elmo slipper
    4. marble ice cream
    5. bacon
    6. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, Had a wife and couldn’t keep her,
    Put her in a pumpkin shell, and there he kept her very well.

  28. on 02 Dec 2006 at 8:12 pm Luke

    1 no idea
    2 bacterial cultures
    3 tickle me Elmo
    4 Marble
    5 stomach lining
    6 awful Halloween costume

  29. on 03 Dec 2006 at 3:38 am Cameron

    1. Albino Porpoise
    2. Fruit Cake
    3. Elmo Slipper
    4. Golf Ball
    5. Canine Espophogus
    6. A person in an inflated pumpkin outfit performing “I’m a little tea-pot.”

  30. on 03 Dec 2006 at 8:18 am Nessa

    Beluga whale eye
    groundbeef hamburger
    Elmo slipper
    Golf ball
    A dog’s tongue
    Someone who thinks they are an orange

  31. on 03 Dec 2006 at 1:00 pm Eliza

    1. Belugo whale
    2. frozen hamburger meat
    3. Elmo slipper
    4. golf ball
    5. inside a dog (kind of looks like it just went, gross)

    bonus
    someone in an orange space suit.

  32. on 03 Dec 2006 at 3:00 pm MC

    1. A Beluga Whale in an enclosure.
    2. A Meatball
    3. An Elmo Slipper on a pantyhosed leg
    4. A Golf Ball
    5. A Rack of Lamb
    6. A Redneck version of the Bubble Boy

  33. on 03 Dec 2006 at 7:32 pm mathmom

    1. beluga whale eye
    2. frozen steak
    3. Elmo slipper
    4. golf ball
    5. stomach
    6. Football costume

  34. on 03 Dec 2006 at 7:33 pm Haha

    1. A Beluga whale.
    2. Meatball
    3. Elmo slipper
    4. Golf ball
    5. Dog tooth in doggie mouth
    6. …faygele?

  35. on 04 Dec 2006 at 2:08 am prying1

    1 – Beluga Whale
    2 – Beef hamburger
    3 – Elmo slipper
    4 – Golf ball
    5 – Drooling dog
    6 – Nessie the Loch Ness Monster

  36. on 04 Dec 2006 at 5:04 pm Cameron

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Meatloaf
    3. Elmo Slipper
    4. Golf Ball
    5. Dog’s Gums
    6. In the future, the Earth’s ozone has deteriorated to the point that in order to survive one must build their own personal surivival unit.

  37. on 04 Dec 2006 at 8:26 pm Luke

    1 whales “face”
    2 Beef (ground)
    3 Tickle me ELmo 10 (TMX)
    4 Golf ball thats been around the green a few times
    5 Dogs mouth
    6 “too much” Katamari

  38. on 05 Dec 2006 at 7:07 pm Robin

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Hamburger
    3. Elmo Slipper
    4. Golf Ball
    5. Dog Gums
    6. Mr. Lemon doing the ‘I’m a little Teapot’ song and dance.

  39. on 05 Dec 2006 at 9:01 pm Xo

    1. Whitey the Beluga whale thing dolphin’s eye
    2. Raw hamburger
    3. Large slipper made after Elmo
    4. Golf ball dimple-age
    5. Doggie steak with cheese?
    Bonus: Bubble Boy + Egg yolk costume!

  40. on 05 Dec 2006 at 10:23 pm Pavel

    1. No idea
    2. Bacon (close up)
    3. Elmo slipper
    4. Golf Ball
    5. The pic is so gross that I don’t want to know. I’m hoping it’s a jelly filled donut.

  41. on 05 Dec 2006 at 10:39 pm tb

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Pepperoni
    3. Elmo Slipper
    4. Golf Ball
    5. Inside a snake’s mouth
    Bonus. Fish egg handing out fish

  42. on 06 Dec 2006 at 4:17 am Paulie

    1. Dolphin Fountain
    2. Raw Beef
    3. Elmo Slipper
    4. Golf Ball
    5. Inside of a dog’s ear
    Bonus: A orange holding a floppy sword

  43. on 06 Dec 2006 at 10:19 am The Mother of all Muthas

    1. Beluga whale
    2. salami
    3. Elmo slipper
    4. golf ball
    5. Bulemic dog who ate the family cat and barfed it back out
    Bonus: Guy dressed as a Florida orange holding a dead mackrel

  44. on 06 Dec 2006 at 11:15 am Douglas V. Gibbs

    eye of pilot whale

    steak

    Elmo slippers

    golf ball

    Up doggie’s nose

    an inflated football spaceship suit

  45. on 06 Dec 2006 at 3:44 pm Jorge Santos

    1. Beluga whale, in water, no salt added.
    2. Frozen, grounded, beef meat.
    3. Elmo mitt worn by a black guy.
    4. Golf ball, just used.
    5. “Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend; inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” -Groucho Marx
    6. A big fan of 5 Alive (fruit punch brand), mango version.

  46. on 07 Dec 2006 at 12:13 am James Roffino

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Hamburger meat
    3. Fuzzy Elmo Slippers
    4. Golfball
    5. Oyster
    Bonus. A SURVIVABALL!

  47. on 08 Dec 2006 at 1:16 am Gregory

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Frozen Ground Beef
    3. Elmo Slipper
    4. Closeup of a Used Golf Ball
    5. Underside of a Dog’s Tongue
    6. A live Lemonheads advertisement.

  48. on 08 Dec 2006 at 3:09 am Kendall

    1. A beluga whale named Princess.
    2. Salami covered with a thin layer of edible mold.
    3. Motivation for Elmo.
    4. What a horrible golfer searches for.
    5. An under cooked black angus beef cheesburger.
    6. Mr. Koolaids match.com date. “OH, YEAAAAAH!”

  49. on 08 Dec 2006 at 6:57 am Jeremy Stratton

    contest #2 answers

    1. Whale Chandelier
    2. Processed Dear Salami
    3. Elmo slippers
    4. Golf Ball
    5. Bloated Patrick

  50. on 08 Dec 2006 at 12:30 pm Luke

    1 Beluga whale
    2 Deer bologna
    3 elmo slippers
    4 Cheeseburger attached to a bun by the cheese
    5 golf ball
    6 i honestly have no clue

  51. on 08 Dec 2006 at 1:57 pm Cameron

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Venison Summer Sausage
    3. Elmo Slippers
    4. Cheeseburger (with the cheese cooked inside)
    5. Golf Ball
    6. OK, someone had better help me with the zipper…RIGHT NOW!!!

  52. on 08 Dec 2006 at 9:11 pm Robin

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Salami
    3. Elmo Slipper
    4. Hamburger on bun with mayo and ketchup
    5. Golf Ball
    6. Mr. Lemon performing “I’m a Little Teapot”

  53. on 09 Dec 2006 at 2:05 pm tb

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Pepperoni
    3. Elmo Slipper
    4. Golf Ball
    5. Hamburger stuffed with cheese
    Bonus. Fish egg handing out fish

  54. on 09 Dec 2006 at 5:01 pm Sir Lex Luthor

    uno. Beluga Whale out for a swim

    dos.venison sausage from a dead deer

    tres hombres: stupid, but cozy looking slippers

    quatro: A used golf ball from Tiger Woods

    sinko: a non-USDA approved beef patty with cheese and blood filling. (It looks like someone coughed up a bloody luegy and left it on someone elses burger)

    sa yes or 6: orange football representing the Orange Bowl. He or it is also a moving target.

  55. on 10 Dec 2006 at 1:40 am Me

    1. An adult beluga whale

    2. Pepperoni

    3. Tickle me Elmo slippers

    4. Golf ball

    5. Cheese filled hamburger

    6. boy in an orange bubble….bubble boy

  56. on 10 Dec 2006 at 2:48 pm Philpo

    1. Dolphin

    2. Salami

    3. Elmo slippers

    4. Dirty golf ball

    5. Cheese-dog

    6. Flamboyant dancing fruit

  57. on 10 Dec 2006 at 9:53 pm Hammer

    1. Beluga whale
    2. Salami
    3. Elmo slippers
    4. Golfball
    5. Oyster
    6. Orange boy

  58. on 10 Dec 2006 at 10:26 pm Shelli

    1.Beluga whale
    2.Venison sausage.
    3.Elmo slippers
    4.Golf ball
    5.a hamburger with cheese in the center
    6.A mascot trying to get you to buy something from a business

  59. on 10 Dec 2006 at 11:53 pm Steve

    1. Beluga Whale
    2. Meatball
    3. Elmo Slipper
    4. Golf Ball
    5. A Desert
    Bonus: Sunkist Mascot

  60. on 11 Dec 2006 at 5:20 am Charles

    #1 — Beluga Whale in a park / reserve of some sort
    #2 — Venison sausage / meat
    #3 — Elmo slippers, worn by a black female
    #4 — Used golf ball, usage evidenced by the brown smudges. Possibly golf ball used in the “Nike Juice” ads displayed on this site.
    #5 — Philly Cheese Steak, on bread.

    BONUS — WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM TUBE MAN!!

  61. on 12 Dec 2006 at 10:39 am Amanda

    1. baaaaabyy beluuuuga
    2. deer sausage. blech.
    3. elmo slippers. or what happens when a bunch of elmos infest your home. *SQUISH*
    4. old golf ball.
    5. cheezy-filled hotdog. on bun. hold the mustard.

    Bonus – RUUUN!! ITS HEADED RIGHT FOR US!!!! this guy lost a bet. to an orange.

  62. on 12 Dec 2006 at 11:49 am Haha

    1, Beluga whale
    2. Salami slice
    3. Elmo slippers
    4. Golf ball
    5. I swear, it looks like a cheese burger with the cheese inside, and this is the aftermath of a bite.
    6. New! It’s Orange Lemon! The lemon that looks like a lemon but tastes like an orange!

  63. on 12 Dec 2006 at 5:13 pm Henry Myers

    1. Dolphin , 2. Salami , 3. elmo slippers , 4. golf ball , 5. hamburger , bonus an orange egg costume

  64. on 12 Dec 2006 at 9:44 pm Cat Perry

    1.Beluga Whale
    2.Sausage from wild meat
    3.Slippers
    4.Golf Ball surface
    5.burger with cheese ugh
    bonus: bubble boy/girl

  65. on 13 Dec 2006 at 1:38 am Cameron

    1. beluga whale
    2. reindeer sausage
    3. elmo slippers
    4. golf ball retrieved from the stomach of an alligator
    5. hamburger with all the fixins cooked in it
    6. help, help, this thing is full of bees!!!

  66. on 14 Dec 2006 at 11:04 am Dina

    1. Beluga
    2. Venison Sausage
    3. Elmo slippers
    4. Used golf ball
    5. Burger with cheese inside
    6. An orange costume with a worm coming out the side

  67. on 14 Dec 2006 at 11:52 am Nick

    1. A shrunken head baby beluga whale
    2. Venison processed meat slice
    3. Elmo slippers
    4. Golf Ball after being shot through a bunny
    5. Cheesy-Saucy stuffed meatball
    Bonus – I should have said no to crack.

  68. on 14 Dec 2006 at 8:27 pm mathmom

    1. Beluga whale
    2. jerky stick
    3. Elmo slippers
    4. golf ball
    5. Cheese-stuffed hamburger (rare)

    Bonus–Stop the pumpkin, I want to get out!

  69. on 15 Dec 2006 at 6:35 pm Ben

    1. Beluga
    2. Uncooked, pre-formed hamburger
    3. elmo slippers
    4. golf ball
    5. stuffed hamburger
    6. mental institution breakout

  70. on 10 Jan 2009 at 8:53 pm guide

    Thank you, I just wanted to give a greeting and tell you I enjoyed reading your material.

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