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Archive for October, 2006

Bad lawyer joke

Two lawyers made a date to have lunch together. The first lawyer showed up on time, but the second didn’t show until 1-1/2 hours after they were supposed to meet…

1st lawyer: “How come you’re so late?”
2nd lawyer: “Oh, I ran over a milk bottle and got a flat tire..”
1st lawyer: “A milk bottle? Didn’t you see it in the road?”
2nd lawyer: “No, the kid had it under his coat…”

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Old video, but still funny

I’m sure almost everyone’s seen this video, but I’ve always thought it was just too cute not to post:

Save the world – buy a chicken

No joke, this guy has convinced his web visitors to buy 110 pairs of chickens for poor people throughout the world: blogging for chickens Blogging for chickens

Someone should have told him that all the world’s problems could be solved by giving each person:

  • A McDonalds on every corner (or if there’s no corner convenient, in every swamp and desert oasis)
  • A laptop computer that is powered by a hand crank
  • An iPod Nano
  • A case of Vanilla Coke
  • Flintstone Vitamins

You can laugh all you want, but I’ll bet nobody ever caught bird flu from a 1/2 inch tall lemon flavored Barney Rubble.

Swim now or Die!

Ah, the joys of summer camp.  Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. 

Swim now or Die! 

(from procsilas)

Have a kid?

A coworker yesterday told me that “Raising a teenager is like trying to nail jello to a tree.”  Hopefully the father didn’t try this in his front yard … imagine the harassment a teen would get when his friends saw dad trying that experiment!

Who’s watching me now?

Ever worry about who’s watching you while you’re in the bathroom?  This would drive me nuts!

See anything interesting?

(from Joel Telling)

For someone who is afraid to take a leak in public, this is either their worst nightmare or cheap therapy.  

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