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A friend of mine sent me this video on toilet/bathroom etiquette with this message: “Sometimes the rules and regulations governing male behavior in the bathroom can be quite complicated for those cavemen who are not aware of it. This clip demonstrates the proper way of handling oneself when going to public toliet facility.

It’s pretty long, but is pretty funny if you have the time:

If you don’t want to watch the whole thing (or have already seen it), here are some highlights to skip to:

  • At 0:18 – “Dropping the kids off at the pool” – one of my favorite terms for #2
  • 0:48 – Check out how the guy exit the stalls
  • 4:10 – “Speech is your enemy” … the next two minutes or so after this is pretty funny
  • 7:30 on – result of what happens if you talk in the bathroom

What’s crazy is that someone probably spent weeks (or Months) playing The Sims in order to create this.

It seems like the Japanese have a never-ending supply of strange and quirky interests to amuse us westerners. Among them: an unquentiable need to watch completely unintelligible cartoons (pokemon anyone?), mobs of crazy school girls in uniforms chasing after pseudo celebrities, dog poo charm bracelets, and a hankering for bizarre TV shows that would make Fear Factor look like the Golden Girls. Obviously, Japan is an American sightseer’s vacation come true.

Speaking of sightseeing, here’s a store-front photo taken in Japan by kansir:
Not the lightning!
OUCH. Why would someone ever advertise that medication on their front window? Either that is something you NEVER want to take … or else the Japanese have painful afflictions that the rest of the civilized world has luckily escaped.

A friend of mine loves to tell “women are better left in the kitchen” type jokes (and blonde jokes). Here’s a few he just sent me. I’d love to hear similar jokes about guys … send them in the comments or e-mail me so I can post them!

  • How can you tell when a blonde’s been using your computer?
  • When there’s white-out on the screen.

  • Why do you never have to buy your wife a watch?
  • Cause there’s one right there on the oven.

  • When your wife is at the front door of your home trying to get in, and your dog is barking at the back door trying to get in, who do you let in first?
  • Your dog, because it will shut up once inside.

  • Ever wonder why God give women shorter feet?
  • It’s so they could stand closer to the sink when washing dishes.

Which way is left?

This pic was taken in Washington DC by andryone. I guess its not just the politicians in DC that are lost!

Which Way is Left?

All over the news today, there were reports of a prosecutor in Ohio who was caught by security cameras running around naked in the city courthouse after work (twice).

I wonder how often this happens where cameras don’t record it? Do we have a national after 5pm workplace pandemic brewing? Streaking middle aged professionals strutting their double choco-latte enhanced backends for security cameras and unwitting cleaning crews, doing jumping jacks in the break room, making body part photocopies for their friends, and lounging around on their bosses leather furniture?

Next time I have an office, maybe I’ll lock my door at night …. eewwwww.

Prank names

Have you ever wanted to prank page someone over a loudspeaker at an airport/stadium/restaurant? Here’s a couple funny ones that seem legit on first inspection (at least most do). Say them out loud a couple times … if you can’t tell what the tougher ones are supposed to sound like, click on the Continue Reading link at the bottom of this post to see:

Names that would work for a phone prank:

  • Eileen Dover
  • Justin Thyme
  • Amanda Huggenkiss
  • Maya Buttreeks
  • Robin Banks
  • Oliver Clothesoff
  • Wayne Kerr
  • Chris P. Bacon

Some tougher ones:

  • Uwah Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynaydtoc Rap
  • Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest
  • Arhevbin Fayed
  • Mafrend Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
  • Ituka Piziniztee – Took a piss in his tea

To actually get someone to say these, you’d probably have to write them down so they don’t get the joke until after they say it. I’ll bet a restaurant would fall for these every time.


Funny Mac vs. PC commercial

Mac vs. PC … after seeing this, you be the judge (of the Mac vs. PC ads, this is quite possibly the funniest):

We’re actually PC users (and fans) here. However, over the past week we’ve had some difficulty editing “Say No to Crack’s” upcoming original video. If our results mirror those above, I guess we need to switch 😉

But who lit the match?

Saw this picture over at John’s For Your Entertainment site and thought it was pretty funny.

Think you can come up with a better title for the picture than mine? Leave a comment and prove it.
Serious Gas

It’s obviously doctored, but so are 99% of the pictures we see in magazines too… so logically this is a newsworthy photo 😉

Know anyone this white and nerdy?

I had never seen this Weird Al video, and it’s now probably one of my favorite videos ever (hopefully I’m not this bad). Based on the # of page views in youtube and google videos (and Weird Al’s myspace page) I’d say that everyone else in the world has seen it except me.

Some funny/interesting stuff to note in the video:

  • 50 seconds: among his friends are bill gates, pee wee herman, frodo, and Einstein
  • 56 seconds: he’s playing minesweeper on a Mac, using the keyboard … hmmm
  • 1:11: check out some of the trivia Q’s: e.g. FDR – was he faking it? … What’s the melting point of a gorilla’s head? … What’s the deal with Lindsay Lohan? I mean, seriously? I think I could win this trivia game :)
  • 1:16: no hands on the segway – is this possible? If so, I need to try one of these.
  • 2:18: is that really a picture of Capt Kirk?
  • 2:30: did you know there actually was a star wars holiday special? It’s the star wars movie that everyone wants to forget. Probably one of the worst tv shows ever, but if you want to see a link, send a comment and I’ll put it up here

If you don’t want us to post popular videos in the future just let us know in a comment. Later today I’ll be posting some less mainstream humor.

More Japanese toilet fun

Leave it to the Japanese to mix a toilet, a bidet, and the latest of Japanese engineering:

If the Japanese could have devoted this much ingenuity to their electronics, we’d all be using Playstation 6’s – complete with holographic displays and full body controllers.

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