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		<title>By: rachel</title>
		<link>http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2006/10/25/quick-fart-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-183382</link>
		<dc:creator>rachel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 03:11:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what do u call a dirty sock?
An even dirtier foot!! 
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what do u call a dirty sock?<br />
An even dirtier foot!!<br />
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha</p>
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		<title>By: yo mama</title>
		<link>http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2006/10/25/quick-fart-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-111962</link>
		<dc:creator>yo mama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that is just a person with a fat suit on duh!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that is just a person with a fat suit on duh!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: ima fatty fart joke</title>
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		<dc:creator>ima fatty fart joke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wiener</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wiener</p>
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		<title>By: ima fatty fart joke</title>
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		<dc:creator>ima fatty fart joke</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>those jokes are about the most stupid things ive herd! dude those came out when i was in first grade</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>those jokes are about the most stupid things ive herd! dude those came out when i was in first grade</p>
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		<title>By: Fartin Martin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fartin Martin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lots more fart jokes here: www.fart-fart.com

...such as:

A man and his wife went to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man let a total ripping fart go.

The wife rolled over and growled, &quot;What the heck was that?&quot;

Martin said, “TOUCHDOWN. I&#039;m ahead, 7 to nothing!&quot;

A few minutes later the wife let a fly-killing zinger go.

Martin gasped, &quot;What was that?&quot;

She replied, &quot;Touchdown. Tie score.&quot;

Martin lay quietly in bed for 5 minutes, trying to work up a really big one. Before he knew it, something happened - he pushed so hard he crapped the bed.

The wife asked, &quot;What in the world was that?&quot;

He replied, &quot;Halftime - time to switch sides.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lots more fart jokes here: <a href="http://www.fart-fart.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.fart-fart.com</a></p>
<p>&#8230;such as:</p>
<p>A man and his wife went to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man let a total ripping fart go.</p>
<p>The wife rolled over and growled, &#8220;What the heck was that?&#8221;</p>
<p>Martin said, “TOUCHDOWN. I&#8217;m ahead, 7 to nothing!&#8221;</p>
<p>A few minutes later the wife let a fly-killing zinger go.</p>
<p>Martin gasped, &#8220;What was that?&#8221;</p>
<p>She replied, &#8220;Touchdown. Tie score.&#8221;</p>
<p>Martin lay quietly in bed for 5 minutes, trying to work up a really big one. Before he knew it, something happened &#8211; he pushed so hard he crapped the bed.</p>
<p>The wife asked, &#8220;What in the world was that?&#8221;</p>
<p>He replied, &#8220;Halftime &#8211; time to switch sides.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: liz shelf</title>
		<link>http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2006/10/25/quick-fart-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-554</link>
		<dc:creator>liz shelf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wot do you say to a horse that farts?


you smelly horse</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wot do you say to a horse that farts?</p>
<p>you smelly horse</p>
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		<title>By: Derek</title>
		<link>http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2006/10/25/quick-fart-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-148</link>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 15:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Excellent! Thanks for the great laugh. I needed that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Excellent! Thanks for the great laugh. I needed that.</p>
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		<title>By: Oskar Syahbana</title>
		<link>http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2006/10/25/quick-fart-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-112</link>
		<dc:creator>Oskar Syahbana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:53:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Scuba diver is the most hilarious pics of all! Anyway, thanks for your Eid well wishing, very much appreciated it ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Scuba diver is the most hilarious pics of all! Anyway, thanks for your Eid well wishing, very much appreciated it <img src='http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Diesel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diesel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 15:51:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought you were Russian before you got to the bathroom.

That pic made me bust up.  WTF is up with that?!</description>
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<p>That pic made me bust up.  WTF is up with that?!</p>
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