Since our last set of jokes (Some blonde and wife jokes from a friend) received mixed reviews from our readers, I decided tonight that I’d post something completely different: silly kids’ jokes (we’ll post kids’ toilet humor jokes in the future).

Most of these are of the elementary school variety. Some you might have heard, others may be new. If you have kids, let us know how they liked these jokes - or send in your/their favorites:

How did the sand get wet?
The sea weed!

What’s yellow and sniffs?
A banana with the flu.

Why do the French like snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.

What is a ghost’s favorite ride?
A rollerghoster (sorry, I had to throw in one cheesy Halloween joke)

What did one traffic light say to the other?
Don’t look, I’m changing.

Perfect for a three to five year old:
You: Knock knock
Kid: Who’s there?
You (with gusto): Poop!
(that’s it - watch them roll in laughter … works every time)

What’s white on the outside, green on the inside, and hops?
A frog sandwich

And finally …
Here’s a great one for a little kid to do to an unsuspecting adult, particularly for a precocious 5-6 year old with lots of energy and spunk. I have NO IDEA why it’s so funny, but I’ve seen it a couple times and couldn’t stop laughing:
Kid: Knock knock
Adult: Who’s there?
Kid: Chicken
Adult: Chicken … (kid would now interrupt and yell ‘CHICKEN!’ before the adult could finish asking ‘Chicken who’ - the surprise factor is 3/4th the fun. This is similar to the Poop one above but funnier for adults to hear)

(thanks to malingering for the picture)

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