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A friend of mine loves to tell “women are better left in the kitchen” type jokes (and blonde jokes). Here’s a few he just sent me. I’d love to hear similar jokes about guys … send them in the comments or e-mail me so I can post them!

  • How can you tell when a blonde’s been using your computer?
  • When there’s white-out on the screen.

  • Why do you never have to buy your wife a watch?
  • Cause there’s one right there on the oven.

  • When your wife is at the front door of your home trying to get in, and your dog is barking at the back door trying to get in, who do you let in first?
  • Your dog, because it will shut up once inside.

  • Ever wonder why God give women shorter feet?
  • It’s so they could stand closer to the sink when washing dishes.

2 Responses to “Some blonde and wife jokes from a friend”

  1. on 13 Oct 2006 at 12:36 am bozette

    Thank You for stopping by.
    I use a Cannon Rebel with interchangeable lens.

  2. on 14 Oct 2006 at 12:04 am Sarah

    Is spelling Canon Rebel as Cannon Rebel some type of adult joke? If so, I don’t get it. Anyhoo, here’s a few of my favorite man-bashing jokes …

    Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, but it’s a woman’s job to stomp on them then keep them in the dark until they mature. We then hope to find one that turned out to be something we would like to have dinner with.

    Q. What is the difference between men and women?
    A. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need … A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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