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Prank names

Have you ever wanted to prank page someone over a loudspeaker at an airport/stadium/restaurant? Here’s a couple funny ones that seem legit on first inspection (at least most do). Say them out loud a couple times … if you can’t tell what the tougher ones are supposed to sound like, click on the Continue Reading link at the bottom of this post to see:

Names that would work for a phone prank:

  • Eileen Dover
  • Justin Thyme
  • Amanda Huggenkiss
  • Maya Buttreeks
  • Robin Banks
  • Oliver Clothesoff
  • Wayne Kerr
  • Chris P. Bacon

Some tougher ones:

  • Uwah Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynaydtoc Rap
  • Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest
  • Arhevbin Fayed
  • Mafrend Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
  • Ituka Piziniztee – Took a piss in his tea

To actually get someone to say these, you’d probably have to write them down so they don’t get the joke until after they say it. I’ll bet a restaurant would fall for these every time.


Here’s the foreign name ‘translations’:

  • Uwah Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynaydtoc Rap – Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need to crap
  • Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest – I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
  • Arhevbin Fayed – I‘ve just been fired
  • Mafren Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted – My friend just farted, and left the room, the bastard
  • Ituka Piziniztee – Took a piss in his tea

9 Responses to “Prank names”

  1. on 11 Oct 2006 at 7:26 pm Jake L

    I love prank names! Adolf Oliver works well w many last names. Your next title should be “Places that page people.”

  2. on 02 Jan 2007 at 12:42 pm RPF

    Want more………………

    HERES MORE!!!!!!!!

    Ask for a german man, last name Rumba, First name Eika (pronounced ika),

    The sound:aye carumba

    (Slightly offensive)

    Ask for a lad, last name sexual, First name Homer.

    The sound: Homosexual

    Ask for a lass last name, snotball, first name ura, once hes said it throw an offensive comment at him/her

    The sound: your a snotball

    Thank you and visit http://www.redpandamania.piczo.com

  3. on 23 Jul 2007 at 11:33 am Frankie

    Jack Meoff
    Heywood Ulysses Bleumey

  4. on 16 Aug 2007 at 12:01 pm bum

    Al Coholic

    Oliver Clothesoff

    I.P. Freely

    Jacques Strap

    Seymour Butz

    Homer Sexual

    Mike Rotch

    Hugh Jass

    Amanda Huggenkiss

    Heywood U. Cuddleme

    B.O. Problem

    Ivana Tinkle

    Anita Bath

    Miya Buttreeks

    Eura Snotball

    Ollie Tabooger

    I.C. Wiener

    Ben Dover

    Joe King

    P. I. Staker

    Chris P. Bacon

    I.C. Cold

    Hell Oh

    Sogg E. Bacon

    Smoke E. Bacon

    Stu Pid

  5. on 19 Feb 2008 at 5:18 pm lilly

    al pein ursoup

  6. on 02 Apr 2008 at 7:54 pm Ms. Choksondik

    P. Ness
    Dawn Keeballs
    Mike Lit

    Foreign…

    Usaq m’dik

  7. on 31 Mar 2009 at 6:35 pm Rosalie Cullen

    Rita Book
    I.C. UnderPants
    Helmut Blender

  8. on 18 Dec 2009 at 5:48 am lord and master

    Hugh G Rection
    Bella End
    Anita Gothradump

  9. on 17 Feb 2010 at 1:15 am Anonymous

    Ofilia Rass

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