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Bad lawyer joke

Two lawyers made a date to have lunch together. The first lawyer showed up on time, but the second didn’t show until 1-1/2 hours after they were supposed to meet…

1st lawyer: “How come you’re so late?”
2nd lawyer: “Oh, I ran over a milk bottle and got a flat tire..”
1st lawyer: “A milk bottle? Didn’t you see it in the road?”
2nd lawyer: “No, the kid had it under his coat…”

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4 Responses to “Bad lawyer joke”

  1. on 11 Oct 2006 at 7:43 pm Jake L

    I must be a dummy cause I don’t get it

  2. on 11 Oct 2006 at 7:44 pm Jake L

    now I do, now that I saw the rest of it. The whole joke didn’t show up until I got to this screen.

  3. on 12 Dec 2006 at 1:15 pm Chaps

    Q- ¿What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
    A- They both have a one in a million chance of becoming human.

  4. on 09 Oct 2010 at 12:50 pm Attorney Lakiesha Sayasane

    You are a very thought provoking blogger. This is a excellent blog.

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