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October 8th, 2006 by Anita Bath
Two lawyers made a date to have lunch together. The first lawyer showed up on time, but the second didn’t show until 1-1/2 hours after they were supposed to meet…
1st lawyer: “How come you’re so late?”
2nd lawyer: “Oh, I ran over a milk bottle and got a flat tire..”
1st lawyer: “A milk bottle? Didn’t you see it in the road?”
2nd lawyer: “No, the kid had it under his coat…”
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I must be a dummy cause I don’t get it
now I do, now that I saw the rest of it. The whole joke didn’t show up until I got to this screen.
Q- ¿What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A- They both have a one in a million chance of becoming human.
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